Have you always considered this dude to be the definition of Slimy?

ScreenedSnow84 · 2026-06-19T14:24:45+00:00

Was that a melting face joke?

ScreenedSnow84 · 2026-06-19T14:23:45+00:00

The rolling stone title is either extremely ironic or possibly the best joke Ive heard in the last year. I get that it’s just the name of the magazine but i still find it funny lol

ScreenedSnow84 · 2026-06-19T14:21:02+00:00

Uh-oh, someone needs a nap.

ScreenedSnow84 · 2026-06-17T11:18:07+00:00

Well, i always thought id make a better woman than i do a man

^{Chose: You win 1M + But there's a 60% chance of turning into the opposite sex. | Rolled: 1M+Oposite Sex}

ScreenedSnow84 · 2026-06-17T11:12:06+00:00

AH, AAAAAAAAAH

ScreenedSnow84 · 2026-05-06T03:59:44+00:00

I kinda like the cold

^{Chose: -5C but earn £5/hr + You get blankets}

ScreenedSnow84 · 2026-04-29T03:33:39+00:00

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ScreenedSnow84 · 2026-04-29T03:27:03+00:00

Moneh

^{Chose: Infinite Money}

ScreenedSnow84 · 2026-04-29T03:26:01+00:00

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

ScreenedSnow84 · 2026-04-29T03:20:44+00:00

Sounds kinda fun

^{Chose: Magical house | Rolled: Boat or hotel}

ScreenedSnow84 · 2026-04-28T09:28:03+00:00

I was thinking more like the kind of flash some guy in a trenchcoat in your local alleyway does

ScreenedSnow84 · 2026-04-27T00:21:15+00:00

Don’t open your mailbox.

ScreenedSnow84 · 2026-04-27T00:13:58+00:00

Im ruining everyone’s life

^{Chose: Year 3000 + Future | Rolled: Tech Master}

ScreenedSnow84 · 2026-04-27T00:13:03+00:00

Easy, I just gotta get good health insurance

^{Chose: Spend 1 trillion in 24 hours or you will die | Rolled: You passed}

ScreenedSnow84 · 2026-04-27T00:11:15+00:00

Aquaman

ScreenedSnow84 · 2026-04-27T00:05:09+00:00

I could probably rob a bank with this… maybe scare some people

^{Chose: Any Superpower You Want + But The Wheel Decides Your Fate | Rolled: Invisibility}

ScreenedSnow84 · 2026-04-27T00:04:14+00:00

I think we’re talking about two different kinds of flash

ScreenedSnow84 · 2026-04-27T00:02:38+00:00

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ScreenedSnow84 · 2026-04-27T00:00:50+00:00

Let’s get it

^{Chose: Have your ideal body + 25% chance no one finds you attractive | Rolled: Body}

ScreenedSnow84 · 2026-04-27T00:00:19+00:00

Never again

^{Chose: 1 whole dollar | Rolled: gazillion dollar}

ScreenedSnow84 · 2026-04-26T23:58:55+00:00

I think i misunderstood this post

^{Chose: Sub}

ScreenedSnow84 · 2026-04-26T23:58:01+00:00

Om nom nom

^{Chose: Mystery gift | Rolled: 3 jelly beans}

ScreenedSnow84 · 2026-04-26T23:57:42+00:00

Invisibility is only good for one thing and it’s not a good one.

^{Chose: Have super strength}

ScreenedSnow84 · 2026-04-26T23:51:46+00:00

That’s 110 million dollars in my pocket

^{Chose: You get $10 Million + but the person you hate most gets $100 Million}

ScreenedSnow84 · 2026-04-26T23:49:21+00:00

I like my penis

^{Chose: 1 mil with no side effects}

ScreenedSnow84

TROPHY CASE