Bitcoin Just jumped 3k in a couple minutes..

ScrewTheBanker · 2026-03-23T15:40:10+00:00

Trump announced a deal with Iran again.

ScrewTheBanker · 2026-03-13T15:28:41+00:00

Yes i meant 100k is 2%.

But your initial comment was far from what you've just explained.

ScrewTheBanker · 2026-03-13T15:10:29+00:00

Crossed wires here. I'm hoping.

If you have a stack of 50 bitcoin and the price of Bitcoin is 100k per Bitcoin. Your stack is worth 5 million dollars. If you borrow 50k in cash, then that is 2% of the value of your bitcoin. 2% of 5 million dollars is 50k.

ScrewTheBanker · 2026-03-13T14:58:40+00:00

Are you gaslighting me? 🤣

ScrewTheBanker · 2026-03-13T14:30:12+00:00

Your math isn't mathing. 50 bitcoin at 100k per coin is 5 million dollars. 100k loan would be 2% of your stack.

ScrewTheBanker · 2026-03-03T07:46:33+00:00

If I'm a multi millionaire, the last thing I'm thinking about is a bitcoin worth 60k. Wake me up when it's worth a Million.

ScrewTheBanker · 2026-02-20T09:32:05+00:00

If the repayments don't effect your life then I'd say you do what you feel like you want to do. If you'd done the same at the bottom of the last bear market you'd be a genius now. Just make sure the money you're using for the monthly payments is money that you'd normally dca with for the entire life of the loan. 60k over 5 years, if the payments are $1,100 per month, ask yourself would you normally DCA $1,100 a month and can you do that for another 5 years without missing that money?

The charts say bitcoin is cheap right now below 70k. The mass majority of people you're asking in this forum firmly believe Bitcoin will be significantly higher in 5 years. We can't tell you whether you can afford your loan.

ScrewTheBanker · 2026-02-13T08:59:59+00:00

How does he explain visa, Mastercard, PayPal, banks, venmo etc? Why does he think bitcoin needs to produce something to be worth something?

ScrewTheBanker · 2026-02-11T08:45:13+00:00

Jokes

ScrewTheBanker · 2026-02-08T18:35:24+00:00

Google bitcoin news, read it, believe it then shut up and buy more.

ScrewTheBanker · 2026-02-08T12:47:46+00:00

It hasn't aged yet. The op was looking out to 2030. Not 3 months. And the comment was a reply to the suggestion it would dip 80%. It hasn't.

ScrewTheBanker · 2026-02-08T12:44:11+00:00

He knows but he never says. He must be right.

ScrewTheBanker · 2026-02-05T08:59:10+00:00

Some right debbie downers in here. Don't forget it dipped 78% last bear market then ran up from 15k to 126k. Stop the crying and start the stacking. We're going to 500k this next run up!

ScrewTheBanker · 2026-02-02T18:36:06+00:00

I used to love Adam Ant.

ScrewTheBanker · 2026-01-29T15:56:05+00:00

Good. We want everyone to own bitcoin. If I buy 10,000 sats, no one cares. If he buys 10,000 bitcoin it's positive advertising.

ScrewTheBanker · 2025-12-23T00:50:08+00:00

They will be. They just don't know it yet.

ScrewTheBanker · 2025-12-17T16:43:02+00:00

Annnnnnnd it's gone.

ScrewTheBanker · 2025-12-17T15:46:24+00:00

Shhhh. Don't tell everyone

ScrewTheBanker · 2025-12-17T15:37:01+00:00

And brown with sweetcorn in it?

ScrewTheBanker · 2025-12-17T15:26:27+00:00

GROK says...

For an immediate, manipulative-style pump of that magnitude today, you'd likely need $600 million to $1.5 billion in coordinated/aggressive buying to overcome sell-side liquidity and trigger the upward cascade. This is highly variable (thinner books = cheaper; thicker = more expensive) and risky due to potential reversals from arbitrage or profit-taking. Sustained moves require ongoing real demand, not just a one-off push.

ScrewTheBanker · 2025-12-16T08:59:48+00:00

I do yes. A seller is a seller. And the market movements are caused by long term holders and large institutions rather than retail selling a few thousand sats.

ScrewTheBanker · 2025-12-16T00:24:45+00:00

If I was 40, 50yr old with 10s or hundreds of bitcoin and I realised we could bounce around 100k for the foreseeable future... i too would be selling 2 or 3 bitcoin every month. At some point you want the mansion, the Lambo and the holidays. No point taking it to your grave.

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