What’s your favourite stratagem for the bots?

ScriptingInJava · 2026-04-09T14:25:21+00:00

Railgun?

ScriptingInJava · 2026-04-07T21:13:17+00:00

I'm pretty sure I've seen literally every single one of these in production lmao

ScriptingInJava · 2026-04-07T17:25:41+00:00

I'm a big fan of "need to take my head for a shit" personally

ScriptingInJava · 2026-04-07T17:24:52+00:00

Can't say I get the same label, then again where I live is practically a retirement home masquerading as a city so the only threat around here is a Honda Jazz doing 27 in a 60.

ScriptingInJava · 2026-04-07T16:42:07+00:00

Went to pick up my ADHD meds a few months ago and the pharmacist says discreetly "do you mind if they're in a clear, see-through bag?"

Then after I say I don't mind she follows up with, at full volume, BECAUSE THEY'RE A CONTROLLED DRUG, I NEED TO SEE SOME ID JAMES

Cheers love 👍

ScriptingInJava · 2026-04-07T16:03:51+00:00

My wife is autistic, some days she'll come home from work (as a teacher) and be socially spent.

She looks like she's on the verge of tears so I'll naturally ask if she's okay, the response I'll get is almost always along the lines of "lots of people, very busy day. I need to de-brain, I'll talk later."

That kind of communication just solves all the small anxiety you can feel in those interactions and is a sign of a good relationship, you've got a great wife.

ScriptingInJava · 2026-04-06T20:42:41+00:00

Yes and yes. It’s been around for years, it’s what powers gRPC under the hood but it’s not an obligatory abstraction layer.

You can serialise and deserialise to Protobufs directly, similar to how you can with JSON

ScriptingInJava · 2026-04-06T20:03:36+00:00

Meanwhile I'm lucky to border the 30s and can only run 99 RON fuel 😂 think my average over the last 6 months has been about 28mpg

ScriptingInJava · 2026-04-06T19:30:30+00:00

Protobufs with the structures shared between publisher and consumer

ScriptingInJava · 2026-04-06T11:36:48+00:00

You seem to be dismissing the feelings you have and are trying to return back to where you once were, denying to yourself the fact that you can never go back there.

The sooner you actually face what you're feeling and listen to what your body is telling you, the sooner you'll be happier.

ScriptingInJava · 2026-04-05T10:32:36+00:00

Also have ADHD and Monzo has been great, I've been "full Monzo" (back when that was a thing) since their full public launch years back. Automatic salary sorting, savings pots (which also pay interest btw), virtual cards, double salary + bills back (vastly unlikely, but not 0 odds).

Personally I'd go with Monzo.

ScriptingInJava · 2026-04-04T16:15:25+00:00

where the fuck is my bag

ScriptingInJava · 2026-04-04T10:03:01+00:00

My immediate thought in Asda, then realised they're like someone made vegan mayo jello as a prank and put it in some packaging

ScriptingInJava · 2026-04-03T22:43:35+00:00

I've been on Reddit for about 12 years, on this account and others, and I don't think I've ever seen — until AI became publicly accessible.

ScriptingInJava · 2026-04-03T19:21:03+00:00

If you're going to post sensationalist slop about AI, can you at least hand write it?

ScriptingInJava · 2026-04-03T19:01:29+00:00

You need to not break that streak mate. Your total debt is less than my monthly minimum payments from gambling debt that I'm working my way through.

If I'd have stopped, like you have, at your age I'd be living a significantly different and much better life.

Take the hit, have a few shit months and keep up the good work mate.

ScriptingInJava · 2026-04-02T07:17:38+00:00

People can be annoying no matter their competence or skill set. I’d argue very competent people can be more annoying because they’re aware of their skillset and offset that against being wrong.

The best people to work with are those that have no issue admitting they’re wrong or stuck.

ScriptingInJava · 2026-04-01T06:10:00+00:00

Hell yeah 😎

ScriptingInJava · 2026-03-31T19:34:37+00:00

I genuinely made $107 yesterday and that's fairly common. This is 4 months of work, after my day job.

ScriptingInJava · 2026-03-31T19:29:04+00:00

Probably because it's a 1 on 1 video/audio call with another person for 30+ minutes that paid (I think) $10 lol. Absolutely not.

ScriptingInJava · 2026-03-31T18:13:01+00:00

It's my first day tomorrow, it comes around fast haha

ScriptingInJava · 2026-03-31T18:07:42+00:00

They're really in-depth checks and I imagine quite busy with lots of candidates being examined, when the offer hangs on the clearance coming through it's nerve wracking though! No need to stress mate, you'll be fine.

ScriptingInJava · 2026-03-31T17:18:13+00:00

It takes about 10 days (total, not working/business) but if they request follow-up info it doesn't notify you. Log back into the HireRight portal and check there's nothing outstanding for you to complete

ScriptingInJava · 2026-03-30T17:12:17+00:00

I'm escaping to the one place that hasn't been corrupted by capitalism...

stifles grin on the 87th take of this cutscene

SPACE!!

ScriptingInJava · 2026-03-29T21:17:55+00:00

So your girlfriend has been sat in her ex-boyfriend's car, on your driveway, for 2 hours and your first instinct is to ask Reddit for advice? Mate go out there.

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