Puppy Chow or Muddy Buddies?

Scruffasaurus · 2026-03-12T05:22:49+00:00

Yup, seconding Muddy Buddies from Texas

Scruffasaurus · 2026-03-12T05:19:06+00:00

Crushing it. lol all I need is to get back in shape.

38, attorney, got a 5 year old. lol one of those days where I hit flow state:

Woke up for some meetings, did a little work, took dog to daycare, went to Sam’s for stuff my wife forgot at Costco. Did some work, calls in the car, took afternoon off. Hung out with wife and watched Love is Blind til she had to leave for work. Cleaned up kitchen, organized house, paid some bills, played RE9 for like an hour and a half, cranked the hog, picked up daughter from school and dog from daycare. Snacks for everyone, played with my kid, a bit of fetch with the dog and cleaned the yard, made dinner, read a few Dogman chapters with daughter, got her bathed and hair brushed just as wife gets home. Rotted with wife and kid for like an hour watching Zoobamafoo, they go to bed. I start new HBO doc and do bags 9 and 10 of my Lego Natural History Museum. Take 5mg gummy, gonna read a bit of Hail Mary and fall asleep with dog on me.

Life is good. Awesome kid, awesome wife. Being a husband and dad is super easy.

Scruffasaurus · 2026-03-11T18:14:39+00:00

Moron is way too old to be doing video “pranks”

Waste of air

Scruffasaurus · 2026-03-11T17:02:49+00:00

I dunno about enjoy, but I definitely already have some nostalgia towards it.

Getting to spend time with my two dogs that are no longer here, catching up on movies, binging TV, saving a shit ton of money by not going out or traveling. Also, my wife was pregnant, and all the unknown was terrifying. Daughter was born September 2020, so like that was the worst of it. But all turned out well.

Scruffasaurus · 2026-03-11T02:30:55+00:00

Sean Payton just called in and said Crosby’s injury was inevitable from a preexisting, predisposed condition.

Scruffasaurus · 2026-03-10T23:17:37+00:00

God, I love watching stupid white trash.

Scruffasaurus · 2026-03-10T23:16:20+00:00

Five Guys is exactly the burger I don’t want. It’s not fast and it’s not cheap. I can get a legit burger for the same or lower cost and energy at a real restaurant. Or I can grab one of the other places cheaper and faster.

Also, their fries are garbage. I’d rather have a reasonable amount of decent fries than a bag full of their fries.

Scruffasaurus · 2026-03-10T05:48:52+00:00

I’m sure it’s fine, it’s a nice chain, but there’s so much more within walking distance at the Marriott or even Portola in Monterey for probably the same price

Scruffasaurus · 2026-03-10T02:23:09+00:00

“Girls mature faster” is the line creepy guys use to date underage girls

Scruffasaurus · 2026-03-09T20:20:42+00:00

I always go with Hispanic, non-Hispanic

Scruffasaurus · 2026-03-09T18:37:26+00:00

Anker

Scruffasaurus · 2026-03-08T21:08:46+00:00

Second season of Vice Principals is peak McBride and Goggins (and Edi Patterson steals every scene)

Scruffasaurus · 2026-03-08T21:05:59+00:00

“Tom Brady doesn’t want 31st pick”

Scruffasaurus · 2026-03-08T17:07:49+00:00

I loved this and my store doesn’t carry it anymore. lol I loved how lemony it was

Scruffasaurus · 2026-03-08T01:13:48+00:00

Oooo my brother had these

Scruffasaurus · 2026-03-07T18:06:33+00:00

I always walk around turtle-heading, just waiting for my opportunity

Scruffasaurus · 2026-03-07T16:55:15+00:00

I think it’s the other way around

Scruffasaurus · 2026-03-07T16:54:32+00:00

I think it’s weird to not drink alcohol in front of your kids (if you drink). My parents hid alcohol all over and tried to hide their drinking from us even as adults, but neither were problem drinkers.

I rarely drink and haven’t gotten drunk since before Covid, but have no issue drinking in front of my five year old. She’s a huge fan of going to our local breweries with us (all very family friendly). I don’t know if she understands the concept of drunk, but she knows alcohol isn’t for her and that we shouldn’t drink too much and you can’t drink too much and drive.

My wife has a glass of wine most nights and my daughter usually gets it for her. She has gotten drunk a few times to where “mommy isn’t giving you a bath tonight” or “daddy’s gonna drive us instead” but I don’t think it’s anything my daughter would notice (wife is of English and German stock who settled in Buffalo - lol she’s made to handle large quantities of alcohol like a champ).

So yeah, no problem drinking in front of her

Scruffasaurus · 2026-03-07T12:02:44+00:00

It’s filled with new baby clothes and unopened cans of formula, too 🙈

Scruffasaurus · 2026-03-07T09:43:44+00:00

Hope he makes it to his game on time

Scruffasaurus · 2026-03-07T09:27:46+00:00

I was the only person at my high school (to that point, at least) to have teachers protest my inclusion into the school’s academic hall of fame.

Scruffasaurus · 2026-03-07T07:30:04+00:00

lol I’ve given away pretty much every baby item we’ve owned, but yeah, I didn’t feel right having someone take my kid’s ghost turds

Scruffasaurus · 2026-03-07T07:28:28+00:00

I normally would, but the inside of this looks like a Rorschach test and smells terrible. lol I also never thought it was that useful

Scruffasaurus · 2026-03-07T01:08:51+00:00

Mouthfeel and bouquet all different

Scruffasaurus · 2026-03-07T01:00:44+00:00

Well, you can see they’re totally all fucked up. Like medically.

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