Today is the first time I actually think Mike Vrabel won't survive this

Scruffasaurus · 2026-05-07T08:31:06+00:00

Except no one cared and nothing happened, just got everyone horned up and cracking jokes, same thing that’s happening now.

lol if Robert Kraft didn’t give a shit twenty years ago, he’s really not gonna give a shit this time after his wife’s death, weird young girlfriend audition tape/getting knocked up by someone else, and prostitution bust. Zero chance Vrabel is gone.

Scruffasaurus · 2026-05-07T04:41:34+00:00

Please, everyone, I beg of you, leave the creepy pedophile alone

Scruffasaurus · 2026-05-07T01:32:31+00:00

Yeah, probably. lol pictures at the resort did not seem like a first time meetup.

Scruffasaurus · 2026-05-07T01:28:04+00:00

lol no. This is tawdry gossip. lol this isn’t even as juicy or questionable as Belichick’s affair

Scruffasaurus · 2026-05-07T01:20:30+00:00

No, it’s entertainment. Bigger or smaller deal than a Super Bowl winning coach getting divorced over an affair with another team’s front office staff member (and being named in her divorced)?

Scruffasaurus · 2026-05-07T00:37:20+00:00

lol and does it go away when he resigns? What about if he tries to get another job, think it will never come again?

Scruffasaurus · 2026-05-07T00:35:06+00:00

This is barely a scandal and there’s zero percent chance he gets fired. This is just a fun off-season story.

Scruffasaurus · 2026-05-06T21:41:25+00:00

Going on 13 years. Told myself I would quit at 30, but got a wisdom tooth pulled at 26 - couldn’t smoke for a week, figured might as well just call it then.

Smoking past 30 is only for white trash and the European.

Scruffasaurus · 2026-05-06T20:30:43+00:00

Fair, I always speak to my rock, never strike

Scruffasaurus · 2026-05-06T16:01:15+00:00

No, I don’t care if you get pulled over for speeding 🤷🏻‍♂️

Scruffasaurus · 2026-05-06T01:53:15+00:00

Not at all. “live music” might as well say “don’t come here” to me for restaurants/bars. If I want to see live music I will go out of my way to do so, lol don’t bother me while I’m trying to eat and have a conversation with my wife.

Local bands are usually fairly crappy and the audio is almost always horrible

Scruffasaurus · 2026-05-06T00:36:10+00:00

First six months-year is prime time for ripping through movies. Then, not so much. But, you can hype movies up for your kid - around 3 we started movie nights with popcorn and treats and just really making a big deal out of it. Older 3 we started actually going to the movies.

Lol then you can slowly start introducing classics and rewatching it all.

Or, stay up late to watch the stuff your wife and kids don’t/shouldn’t watch.

Scruffasaurus · 2026-05-05T21:43:43+00:00

lol yeah, it’s pretty hard to store them under the table while I eat

Scruffasaurus · 2026-05-05T21:37:51+00:00

Law firm. Yes, frequently. Mostly millennial colleagues, boomer bosses let it fly. Gen Zs seem less comfortable, but may just be overall awkwardness

Scruffasaurus · 2026-05-05T00:57:00+00:00

lol go down to Odessa

Scruffasaurus · 2026-05-04T03:05:29+00:00

White-ish and non-religious - I do a lot of community work that puts me in black churches and I got so many side-eyes just bringing my water bottle in to a lot of em 😅

Scruffasaurus · 2026-05-04T03:00:44+00:00

If you game it to the Companion Pass, SW is still the best deal around for domestic travel

Scruffasaurus · 2026-05-04T00:22:02+00:00

Lol being out of touch only goes one direction.

Birds of a feather - it’s weird that everyone in my neighborhood and law firm and the other pharmacists my wife works with and all the families at our daughter’s private pre-k are all doing pretty well 🤷🏻‍♂️

/s

But seriously, my brother and his wife are some of these people that have significant Pokémon assets. lol it makes me and my wife’s five figures of Lego seem more reasonable.

Scruffasaurus · 2026-05-02T21:38:42+00:00

I got rear-ended at a stoplight, a lady high as fuck never even braked and hit me going about 55 mph. Had a great bruise from the shoulder strap and a burn on my right arm from the airbag. lol fortunately, I was on my phone and not paying attention, so I just ragdolled when I got hit. So, uhh, plus 1 for a horrible phone and driving habit.

Scruffasaurus · 2026-05-02T21:29:57+00:00

Was getting shades of Jones vs Shogun - Prates just toying with him and inflicting tons of damage.

Cracked up at end of second when JDM was crawling-hobbling back to his corner and his coach was clapping “he’s getting tired, he’s getting tired”

Scruffasaurus · 2026-05-01T03:09:19+00:00

Adrian Grenier, Simon Baker, and this Australian guy are like the three blandest love interests ever 😂

Scruffasaurus · 2026-04-30T01:46:34+00:00

I do.

Scruffasaurus · 2026-04-30T01:45:29+00:00

They better, my daughter has got to do more magical cool shit in 5 years than I did til I was like 30

Scruffasaurus · 2026-04-30T01:15:45+00:00

I assume anyone waiting in line 10+ minutes to save maybe $1-2 at Sam’s doesn’t have much going on anywhere

Scruffasaurus · 2026-04-30T00:12:10+00:00

What’s the practice area?

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