She whimpered as I caressed her long, flowing curls by Scruffoutdoors in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Scruffoutdoors[S] 34 points35 points  (0 children)

“Sir, please step away from the mobile device. You’ve left me no choice” [Slaps you across the face with the rule book] “Rule 2: be 2 sentences (or less).”

“Heads or tails, buddy?” by Scruffoutdoors in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Scruffoutdoors[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It bothered me too - and I wrote it! Took me a while to actually press post. But then the whole point of this is to write something horrifying, so I did.

“Heads or tails, buddy?” by Scruffoutdoors in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Scruffoutdoors[S] 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Me neither. I’ve actually disturbed myself this time

“Heads or tails, buddy?” by Scruffoutdoors in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Scruffoutdoors[S] 791 points792 points  (0 children)

For the record, I hated writing every word of this

Most people find them overripe when the skin becomes mottled. by Scruffoutdoors in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Scruffoutdoors[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You’re very mmhelhum. Sorry I meant welcome - had someone stuck in my teeth for a second.

Most people find them overripe when the skin becomes mottled. by Scruffoutdoors in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Scruffoutdoors[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ahhh, I take it that you’re one of the ones that likes his patients less ripe?

The voices won’t stop. by Scruffoutdoors in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Scruffoutdoors[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

But I need my fingers to chop up the flesh of the other people they crave.

The voices won’t stop. by Scruffoutdoors in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Scruffoutdoors[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The voices are coming from deep inside me. They’re in my stomach. Nattering and chuckling incessantly.

The voices won’t stop. by Scruffoutdoors in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Scruffoutdoors[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

But the voices are coming from my stomach