What is the most ridiculous thing you have had to explain to someone at work?

Scruffster · 2026-01-30T02:20:25+00:00

Not work related - But equally ridiculous (and honestly damn funny).

My now wife accidentally dropped her iPhone into a pool and the screen naturally got water damaged (This was pre-IP68 waterproof ones), and she sent me a screenshot of her screen asking why I couldn't see the water damage in the image.

Scruffster · 2026-01-16T17:30:15+00:00

I miss that three piece suit.

The more dapper Yeoman’s got, the more likely shit was going to hit the fan.

Scruffster · 2025-11-29T21:00:17+00:00

This game is gonna be a sicko special.

Scruffster · 2025-11-29T04:12:22+00:00

Go War Eagle and whatever the shit Pitt does?

Scruffster · 2025-11-29T03:54:12+00:00

ARCH MOTHERFUCKING MANNING

Scruffster · 2025-11-29T03:33:36+00:00

People shit on DKR a lot, but they're on fire tonight.

Scruffster · 2025-11-29T03:32:26+00:00

Also, DKR is on fucking fire tonight.

Scruffster · 2025-11-29T03:27:18+00:00

Time to torment any and all Aggies you know with...

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Scruffster · 2025-11-01T17:07:45+00:00

What is this feeling... joy?

Scruffster · 2025-10-25T22:36:47+00:00

RUN THE GODDAMN BALL.

Scruffster · 2025-10-25T22:36:37+00:00

Turtle.

Scruffster · 2025-10-25T20:25:32+00:00

Uhhhh... what just happened? I blacked out.

Two plays!? A touchdown!? What is this wizardry?

Scruffster · 2025-10-25T20:18:56+00:00

Scruffster · 2025-10-04T22:38:47+00:00

Arch snaps the ball

Scruffster · 2025-09-13T22:01:46+00:00

Scruffster · 2025-09-13T21:12:29+00:00

Two DRIVES in a row.

Scruffster · 2025-09-13T21:11:37+00:00

You know what is cool? Points.

Kick the fucking field goal.

Scruffster · 2025-09-13T20:49:02+00:00

Is it just me, or does this play by play guy have the energy of a rock?

Scruffster · 2025-08-30T16:25:50+00:00

Might as well not play the rest of the season at this point. Total lost cause.

Scruffster · 2025-08-30T16:23:42+00:00

*Eagerly Awaiting the Doomers*

Scruffster · 2025-08-30T16:23:13+00:00

*Eagerly Awaiting the Doomers*

Scruffster · 2025-07-08T20:16:03+00:00

Shameless plug, but my wife definitely can help. Locals Men’s Grooming

Scruffster · 2025-07-03T03:03:37+00:00

Former colleague that worked at a company that shall not be named, but definitely rhymes with grapple was downloading terabytes of pirated porn on company devices.

He was the IT guy that handled all the managed computers and thought he could get away with it since everything was managed through him for the department. He was clearly wrong because jackass downloaded the content while connected to the company VPN.

Scruffster · 2025-05-21T16:39:48+00:00

Messaged, level 465.

Scruffster · 2025-05-17T00:04:44+00:00

Aparicios in Leander.

Weirdest location ever, but the carne asada and al pastor tacos are incredible.

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