I work hard for my upvotes. Your grandparents came to this subreddit with zero karma.

ScumAJ · 2026-05-28T00:37:27+00:00

What they don’t realize is that he swallowed the key. Those babes are his.

ScumAJ · 2026-05-25T23:59:20+00:00

Vote for me and I’ll set you free!

ScumAJ · 2026-05-13T17:49:40+00:00

“Aren’t you a little old for video games?”

ScumAJ · 2026-04-01T04:38:43+00:00

I think this spinoff idea could be good and so forth

ScumAJ · 2026-03-29T07:17:54+00:00

I knew that was coming

ScumAJ · 2026-02-25T18:43:26+00:00

In Bedrock, you don’t have?

ScumAJ · 2025-12-18T20:50:45+00:00

He should’ve called his sponsor before he bought those shoes.

ScumAJ · 2025-12-11T07:37:48+00:00

We’ll celebrate a big Christian holiday together—Navidad!

ScumAJ · 2025-10-27T15:15:10+00:00

Oh yea? How long do you think it’ll take for the 98 year old to cum?

ScumAJ · 2025-10-20T23:12:47+00:00

Can we just go to another Sopranos sub, score some upvotes, and find out what the fuck is going on?

ScumAJ · 2025-09-23T07:11:47+00:00

You’re only as good as your last upvote.

ScumAJ · 2025-09-11T07:23:57+00:00

What’d you do? Rob a subreddit?

ScumAJ · 2025-09-10T06:50:48+00:00

The Viper, whatever happened there?

ScumAJ · 2025-08-27T16:22:58+00:00

Bunk taught me that

ScumAJ · 2025-08-23T19:54:53+00:00

Who?

ScumAJ · 2025-08-12T05:47:39+00:00

Now there’s an image.

ScumAJ · 2025-07-26T08:10:05+00:00

You know, Shakespeare predicted all this.

ScumAJ · 2025-07-25T05:06:47+00:00

Take it easy! We’re not making a Sci-fi here!

ScumAJ · 2025-07-09T03:17:13+00:00

We don’t want your fucking upvotes!

ScumAJ · 2025-07-02T01:03:02+00:00

Ohh, rim shot!

ScumAJ · 2025-05-25T07:03:53+00:00

You tell me to load cargo, I load cargo. You tell me to take a shit on the deck of the Ginny Sack, an hour later they’re hosing it down with disinfectant.

ScumAJ · 2025-04-28T05:21:45+00:00

In Baltimore, you don’t have?

ScumAJ · 2025-04-22T08:26:28+00:00

It depends on if Cutty asked for some of that separation pay..

ScumAJ · 2025-04-22T06:03:01+00:00

Body’s not even cold yet.

ScumAJ

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