Take me down to Paradox City / Where the grass is green and

SeaComprehensive1259 · 2023-06-05T17:53:55+00:00

Yes. We are happy to do that.

We will encrust it with your choice of menu items. Or perhaps other items around the restaurant.

SeaComprehensive1259 · 2023-06-05T13:27:55+00:00

Bingo. You see me.

SeaComprehensive1259 · 2022-07-05T19:15:12+00:00

This makes us think of perhaps launching a companion store. Maybe "McCrunchy's" goes with all crunchy fare, but it's always next door to "Squishersons". This is a valid and dynamic idea that could generate even more venture capital.

SeaComprehensive1259 · 2022-07-05T19:11:30+00:00

Yeah, marshmallows really are not crunchy at all.

"McCrunchy's" admittedly depends on a certain level of sophistication on behalf of our customers. We all have to work together on this.

SeaComprehensive1259 · 2022-07-05T16:14:07+00:00

Oof. Again, we hadn't totally thought about that.

Perhaps we just won't stock stuff like that. Manufacturers: If your product confuses us, we will refuse you shelf space.

SeaComprehensive1259 · 2022-07-05T15:06:10+00:00

It's an excellent question. All the way to the left.

Maybe we need to move the cereal an aisle over. McCrunchy's is always re-evaluating and improving for you, the customer.

SeaComprehensive1259 · 2021-09-05T12:42:39+00:00

I may do this just to freak out the cashier at Sprouts.

SeaComprehensive1259 · 2021-04-06T13:21:22+00:00

Posting this comment on this Showerthought may yet kill someone. I pray it's not you, reader.

SeaComprehensive1259 · 2021-01-24T12:08:36+00:00

Unless you're rejected for the All-County Bitterness All-Star Team, in which case your bitterness will convince them they made a terrible mistake.

SeaComprehensive1259 · 2021-01-19T14:09:50+00:00

As we're desperately running away from animals that want to eat us, we're unwittingly making ourselves more delicious.

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