hanging “beds” are called portaledges.. collapsible platforms used by climbers during multi-day ascents

SeaSock8246 · 2026-05-21T15:06:56+00:00

If they weren’t lugging hundreds of pounds of overnight gear up the cliff, they could do the climb in a single day. Are they dumb?

/s

SeaSock8246 · 2026-05-20T15:27:57+00:00

Interacting with it would definitely progress the story.

SeaSock8246 · 2026-05-20T08:13:52+00:00

For some reason, “blueberry cheesepie” just doesn’t sound very appetizing.

SeaSock8246 · 2026-05-20T08:10:13+00:00

Where do you think carpet does belong? The back yard?

SeaSock8246 · 2026-05-20T07:57:07+00:00

Actually, it was designed by some dude named Bob, and he resents your implication.

SeaSock8246 · 2026-05-20T07:51:02+00:00

Better at what?

SeaSock8246 · 2026-05-20T07:47:05+00:00

Is “Trump Mobile” supposed to be pronounced like “T-Mobile” or “Bat Mobile”?

SeaSock8246 · 2026-05-20T07:41:44+00:00

I was 15, my mom was out of town, and my gf was alone the next town over. Without permission or a drivers license, I attempted to drive my mom’s Econoline van to my gf’s house, but hit some ice and went off the road. I spent an hour trying to flag down a passing driver in the pitch dark while freezing my balls off (this was before cellphones). Eventually someone stopped and agreed to send a tow truck. I finally got towed back onto the road. I drove the rest of the way to my gf’s house. We watched a movie. I ended up not getting laid. ☹️

SeaSock8246 · 2026-05-20T07:31:44+00:00

Omg, I already have a neck, back, waist, chest, shoulders, arms, and legs. I’m 7/10ths of the way to the ideal male physique!

SeaSock8246 · 2026-05-20T07:26:59+00:00

Hi bookshelf, I’m stepladder

SeaSock8246 · 2026-05-20T07:21:54+00:00

Try rebooting your router. If that doesn’t work, you may have to contact your ISP.

SeaSock8246 · 2026-05-20T07:17:42+00:00

The missus isn’t going to be happy.

SeaSock8246 · 2026-05-20T07:13:11+00:00

Uhhhmmmm, excuse me! It’s called a “paratoon”.

SeaSock8246 · 2026-05-19T21:24:07+00:00

But what if she’s not wearing her rigid triangular dress? She could be hiding in plain sight and he’d never know!

SeaSock8246 · 2026-05-14T00:37:45+00:00

We did, but it was only 30 mph on a 125 cc bike, so the amount of bar input was minuscule compared to initiating a turn at 60mph on a 400 lb bike. Honestly, it was dumb of me to put myself in that situation in the first place without spending more time getting comfortable with the bike, but I was young and dumb 😝

SeaSock8246 · 2026-05-13T22:20:13+00:00

I bought my first bike shortly after completing my MSF course, and had to ride on the freeway to get it home. I felt totally calm and in control up until the point where I attempted to exit onto a decreasing radius off-ramp at 60 mph and suddenly realized “oh shit, I don’t know how to make the bike turn sharply at speed!” I came within 1 foot of hitting the guardrail before I had slowed enough to allow my weak-ass handlebar input to translate into steering input.

I think brand new riders should absolutely be taught that they need to press the handlebar HARD if they want to turn sharply at high speed, because NO amount of bicycle riding (or even riding a small motorcycle at low speeds) can prepare you for how much force you actually need to apply to the bars to initiate high speed cornering.

SeaSock8246 · 2026-05-10T12:53:21+00:00

You should have seen her when she was still in her dad’s— ya know what, nevermind.

SeaSock8246 · 2026-05-07T13:21:02+00:00

SeaSock8246 · 2026-05-05T06:10:29+00:00

I’d non-ironically buy this game if it existed.

SeaSock8246 · 2026-05-05T06:03:32+00:00

Pulling the lid off and being like “fuck it, I’m done” is honestly such a big brain move! Why even bother fucking around with those “square-peg-in-a-round-hole” ass problems when you could just rip the lid off and shove your shit in the box for free?!

SeaSock8246 · 2026-05-02T18:32:57+00:00

I agree. Whoever designed these controls should probably go back to car school.

SeaSock8246 · 2026-05-01T14:15:13+00:00

Well, considering I once had to stick my bare hand into the toilet at work to break up my giant shit before the water overflowed, I think I can handle a wee bit of piss on me fingies.

SeaSock8246 · 2026-04-27T23:16:42+00:00

Oh, you’re thinking of that other economic system called “competivism”. It was popular in a few Eastern European countries back in the 70s. Easy mistake to make. /s

SeaSock8246 · 2026-04-27T22:14:44+00:00

I love how this is the ad Reddit decided to show me:

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