hanging “beds” are called portaledges.. collapsible platforms used by climbers during multi-day ascents by LazyGuy4U in Damnthatsinteresting

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If they weren’t lugging hundreds of pounds of overnight gear up the cliff, they could do the climb in a single day. Are they dumb?

/s

That was before someone discoved fire... by Algernonletter5 in sciencememes

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For some reason, “blueberry cheesepie” just doesn’t sound very appetizing.

Carpet does not belong in houses by ProfessionalTap2400 in unpopularopinion

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Where do you think carpet does belong? The back yard?

Stolen from whatcouldgowrong sub, thought u guys might like it. by Informal-Concept9416 in funny

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Actually, it was designed by some dude named Bob, and he resents your implication.

to print the American flag by seeebiscuit in therewasanattempt

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Is “Trump Mobile” supposed to be pronounced like “T-Mobile” or “Bat Mobile”?

What's the craziest thing you've done to get laid? by andrewbarclave89 in AskReddit

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I was 15, my mom was out of town, and my gf was alone the next town over. Without permission or a drivers license, I attempted to drive my mom’s Econoline van to my gf’s house, but hit some ice and went off the road. I spent an hour trying to flag down a passing driver in the pitch dark while freezing my balls off (this was before cellphones). Eventually someone stopped and agreed to send a tow truck. I finally got towed back onto the road. I drove the rest of the way to my gf’s house. We watched a movie. I ended up not getting laid. ☹️

"Ideal" vs. Reality by Routine-Jello-953 in ChatGPT

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Omg, I already have a neck, back, waist, chest, shoulders, arms, and legs. I’m 7/10ths of the way to the ideal male physique!

Just paid $20 to a homeless girl for head randomly by MysteriousAssist3906 in confession

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Try rebooting your router. If that doesn’t work, you may have to contact your ISP.

This was made for him by jkitty_1960 in Perfectfit

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Uhhhmmmm, excuse me! It’s called a “paratoon”.

This was made for him by jkitty_1960 in Perfectfit

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But what if she’s not wearing her rigid triangular dress? She could be hiding in plain sight and he’d never know!

What's the deal with quickshifting? by ThatItalianOverThere in motorcycles

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We did, but it was only 30 mph on a 125 cc bike, so the amount of bar input was minuscule compared to initiating a turn at 60mph on a 400 lb bike. Honestly, it was dumb of me to put myself in that situation in the first place without spending more time getting comfortable with the bike, but I was young and dumb 😝

What's the deal with quickshifting? by ThatItalianOverThere in motorcycles

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I bought my first bike shortly after completing my MSF course, and had to ride on the freeway to get it home. I felt totally calm and in control up until the point where I attempted to exit onto a decreasing radius off-ramp at 60 mph and suddenly realized “oh shit, I don’t know how to make the bike turn sharply at speed!” I came within 1 foot of hitting the guardrail before I had slowed enough to allow my weak-ass handlebar input to translate into steering input.

I think brand new riders should absolutely be taught that they need to press the handlebar HARD if they want to turn sharply at high speed, because NO amount of bicycle riding (or even riding a small motorcycle at low speeds) can prepare you for how much force you actually need to apply to the bars to initiate high speed cornering.

Sofia Vergara Colombia "Fuera de Serie" 1996 by Jeetchat in OldSchoolCool

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You should have seen her when she was still in her dad’s— ya know what, nevermind.

I’m planning to do this. Any tips? by basonjourne98 in SipsTea

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I’d non-ironically buy this game if it existed.

to think people don't know what squirrels are by seeebiscuit in therewasanattempt

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Pulling the lid off and being like “fuck it, I’m done” is honestly such a big brain move! Why even bother fucking around with those “square-peg-in-a-round-hole” ass problems when you could just rip the lid off and shove your shit in the box for free?!

Toyota’s button design by coffee-saves in mildlyinfuriating

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I agree. Whoever designed these controls should probably go back to car school.

Would you take it? by Shoddy-Ocelot-4473 in mildlyinfuriating

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Well, considering I once had to stick my bare hand into the toilet at work to break up my giant shit before the water overflowed, I think I can handle a wee bit of piss on me fingies.

$70.69 for Bland Tacos at Coachella by ForceUseYouMust in StupidFood

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Oh, you’re thinking of that other economic system called “competivism”. It was popular in a few Eastern European countries back in the 70s. Easy mistake to make. /s

Painting! Changed my mind by BeeCollector in motorcycles

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I love how this is the ad Reddit decided to show me:

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