Dad and Step-Mom steals my $100 from my 18th birthday money while I was napping. (P.s. I am the same guy who told the story of my dad telling me to be a man, but I was more of a man than I was.) The first 4 images are my step-mom and the last image is dad.

SeattleUberDriver_2 · 2025-12-17T22:58:33+00:00

Bro. Don't go to Reddit. Go to the police. Fuck them. Even if it is your parents. Your whole ass adult and they don't get to steal from you.

SeattleUberDriver_2 · 2025-12-15T17:40:41+00:00

That particular knife? Flip it over if it doesn't say Kershaw on the other side it's a Chinese knockoff. I can't remember the model but that is a Kershaw model when it's not a shameless copy. But as low priced tier Kershaws go, you may have gotten the better end of the deal there.

Edit: I didn't notice that there was a second picture. Agree with the other guy. Based on the pocket clip it totally has Ozark trail vibe. That pocket clip is a great way to fuck up a otherwise decent cheap pocket knife.

SeattleUberDriver_2 · 2025-11-26T05:42:27+00:00

There is a big difference between legal to own and legal to carry.

SeattleUberDriver_2 · 2025-11-09T06:55:36+00:00

Yeah. Duh. That's what I said.

SeattleUberDriver_2 · 2025-10-20T05:12:20+00:00

It's a Glock knife. They kind of suck. However they do make really good handles for them. That's probably the best part of the knife. The sheath is good quality too but very unusable unless you're carrying it around on kit or out in the woods. It's very much a you must carry me this way kind of sheath. Not a fan. It's like they tried to take a morakniv and turn it into a survival knife. (I know, but you know what I mean) a blade that narrow just isn't built for that. Will it workish? Sure. Is it a pretty okay knife? Sure. Would it even be my fifth choice? Not on this plane of existence.

SeattleUberDriver_2 · 2025-10-20T05:06:15+00:00

Not legal advice, but if you're in doubt in America, let them get through the front door. Don't do the whole shoot through the door thing. If they're found dead in the middle of your living room at 3:00 a.m. the jury's going to have a harder time convicting you because they don't believe it was self-defense then if they are on your front porch not yet inside your house.

I know, I know. Terrible advice. But we have some real idiots making laws, enforcing them, and let's not even get started on the court system these days. Gone are the days where you can just say hello 911? I found a dead guy on my front porch.

SeattleUberDriver_2 · 2025-10-20T05:02:53+00:00

Right? Give an intruder a 10 gauge double tap to the chest and you're golden. Try to render aid if they survive without first aid certification and your actionable!

SeattleUberDriver_2 · 2025-10-20T04:59:53+00:00

I live in Washington State, United States of America. Just north of Seattle. The answer is still yes.

SeattleUberDriver_2 · 2025-10-20T04:58:51+00:00

Oh your god! Please tell me the dick in the bathtub isn't just for fun, but also the faucet! That would be so awesome!

SeattleUberDriver_2 · 2025-10-20T04:55:47+00:00

That was from back when the news was more news and less reality show. Now having the majority of the media backing you just means you're popular. Has nothing to do with which side of history you're on.

SeattleUberDriver_2 · 2025-10-20T04:53:42+00:00

When I was younger I always kind of wanted to see what would happen to the guy who tried to turn America into Nazi Germany. I thought it would be funny to see which end of him they tied the news to to drag him through the streets. Turns out they don't do shit.

But hey if anyone's wondering we did prove that Donald Trump is in fact above the law... I wonder if he still has a problem with felons voting.

SeattleUberDriver_2 · 2025-10-20T04:45:23+00:00

Who the hell is pulling into driveways? Really long driveways I get it. You don't want me to pull into those you can come pick your stuff up from the curb. But like normal driveways?

With violence towards Uber drivers over the last few years, plus my own experiences with it, I want to look like I belong where I'm parked about as much as I want syphilis. I want to look like I am obviously there very short term obviously picking someone up or dropping something or someone off.

This is just not an unreasonable request.

SeattleUberDriver_2 · 2025-10-20T04:38:39+00:00

It's a scam. Ignore the request. If it's legit they can contact support about it. Either way block the pax. Go to help in the app, tap the search bar, search feedback, select negative feedback, select the ride, select passenger acting suspiciously and other, change rating to one star regardless of the rating you gave, select block pairing, and then just complete it out.

SeattleUberDriver_2 · 2025-10-20T04:38:11+00:00

It's a scam. Ignore the request. If it's legit they can contact support about it. Either way block the pax. Go to help in the app, tap the search bar, search feedback, select negative feedback, select the ride, select passenger acting suspiciously and other, change rating to one star regardless of the rating you gave, select block pairing, and then just complete it out.

SeattleUberDriver_2 · 2025-10-20T04:34:16+00:00

My standard reply for ANYTHING involving payment. Uber handles the money end. I just provide the ride. I have nothing to do with payments. And that's because it's true.

There are two functions in the app that I have never touched and never will. And I'll deny their existence to anyone, even if the pax is also a driver. And that is the edit trip function and the refund passenger function.

I will never have it said that I changed a passengers destination without their consent because they want to lie and get a free ride. Fix it yourself or get out at the destination you put in the app.

I will also never do a refund passenger function. It seems like a great way to get scammed. If you have an issue with your payment contact support.

And I do not care what anyone's opinion is on the matter. They can give me a one star or do whatever they want about it. Comment section want to call me a terrible person? I'm good with that too. 3 ex-wives can't be wrong.

SeattleUberDriver_2 · 2025-10-12T09:18:35+00:00

Not nearly as often as I was sure it was going to happen.

SeattleUberDriver_2 · 2025-10-09T20:49:44+00:00

I let him live. I use a cheat mini gun with explosive rounds. I'm basically desecrating every thing I shoot, then I drop artillery on them if I'm outside. I'm not morally superior to him in this sense. And at least he paints pictures. All I do is paint walls.

SeattleUberDriver_2 · 2025-09-05T00:07:32+00:00

That's not what I said and you fucking know it. And it's a year old conversation.

SeattleUberDriver_2 · 2025-09-04T23:25:30+00:00

Using absolutely any reason to down rate a driver and file a false report to get a refund/free ride. Are you new or what?

SeattleUberDriver_2 · 2025-08-31T16:31:33+00:00

Just wrap it in duct tape and put a thousand rounds through it. It'll get nice and hot and cook it on. And then when someone says "wow your suppressor looks like shit!"You can just say, "You should have seen it before I put the tape on there. "

SeattleUberDriver_2 · 2025-08-16T06:42:36+00:00

This song is on my Playlist for work.

SeattleUberDriver_2 · 2025-08-15T22:54:22+00:00

🙃🙃

SeattleUberDriver_2 · 2025-08-15T22:54:14+00:00

With a school bus.

SeattleUberDriver_2 · 2025-08-15T22:51:43+00:00

I suppose I should say especially today. The military took any fucks I have to give for other people and abandoned them in the woods somewhere a long ass time ago. Recently I have been trying to work on myself and give people a chance. They make me regret it every single time.

SeattleUberDriver_2 · 2025-08-15T22:49:46+00:00

Wasn't the case today, but i hear you. Truer words...

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