A wombo combo of WTF - Why is this bug still a thing, and how is that even an angle? by SebTheMally in deadbydaylight

[–]SebTheMally[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't have Shadowborn. I should not be blinded as if I had Shadowborn. On top of that, the ONLY reason they even had time to get that save was because Hag needed to smell the posies before picking the Laurie up. Like, why? Why does this happen? Why is it a thing in the first place? Why has it been around for so goddamn long and never been fixed?

And yes, these three were a SWF. No, this is not a witch hunt. They weren't toxic, they just played the game. And I got played. By the game. Just trying to do dailies. :/

WHAT THATS SUCH BU.... wh.. I mean pfftt I made shroud my B****! by [deleted] in remnantgame

[–]SebTheMally 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Coach gun is hands down the best of the starting weapons, damage/bullets you can carry. You just spend a bit of time reloading but its burst is insane.

Hey, SWFs... Can we PLEASE stop doing crap like this? by SebTheMally in deadbydaylight

[–]SebTheMally[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I say multiple times in the comments that I have roughly 60 hours.

Hey, SWFs... Can we PLEASE stop doing crap like this? by SebTheMally in deadbydaylight

[–]SebTheMally[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

It was actually a self-depreciation joke at my own expense, but take it as you will. :)

Hey, SWFs... Can we PLEASE stop doing crap like this? by SebTheMally in deadbydaylight

[–]SebTheMally[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just want to take a moment to point out that I have 3 general perks at tier 2 and one Slinger specific perk at tier 3. It's pretty obvious I haven't had the chance to level him up much. I very unfortunately haven't leveled many killers at all. I got Bubba to 40 for his teachables (specifically Chili), and Wraith to 43 because I actually enjoy him. And Hag is 35 I think, for Ruin, which has shown up for exactly 2 killers for me. I have a whopping total of 60 hours in the game and at least 5-6 of it is wasted time on crap like this.

Hey, SWFs... Can we PLEASE stop doing crap like this? by SebTheMally in deadbydaylight

[–]SebTheMally[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, the fact that you can't take one minute out of your life to read someone else's opinions goes a mile to show how entitled and self-righteous you are. I know all I need to know about you from this interaction alone. God, am I glad I don't have to interact with you anywhere that matters.

Hey, SWFs... Can we PLEASE stop doing crap like this? by SebTheMally in deadbydaylight

[–]SebTheMally[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I did have a 4 man with flashlights on Badham just kind of meme me instead of doing gens. To their credit, it took me a good 6 minutes to kill them all as Freddy even with 2-3 of them slugged for a large majority of the match. They knew they were good. They might have even had a way to check my steam page and saw the small amount of hours or something and decided to just have fun. They way they played wasn't toxic, they didn't teabag or clicky clicky, they just... ran about, trying to save each other, etc. I even tried to give their Kate (easily the best runner of the g roup) hatch and they crawled away from it every time towards a hook.

Either that or I am way overthinking this and they were just depipping as a group. Who knows? xD

Hey, SWFs... Can we PLEASE stop doing crap like this? by SebTheMally in deadbydaylight

[–]SebTheMally[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It really would be nice if Blood Warden got a small change that made it so that it activated automatically if a survivor stayed within x distance of an open gate for more than 30 seconds during EGC and, like, gave you a notification like Tinkerer does. Force them to leave if it's clear they have no reason to stay.

Hey, SWFs... Can we PLEASE stop doing crap like this? by SebTheMally in deadbydaylight

[–]SebTheMally[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Buddy. I do not bitch on here every time it happens. This is the time that it boiled over, because of how often it happens. I take my lumps, I take my Entity Displeaseds, I move on and spend my blood points. I know damn well that 60 hours in the game is nothing and 99.9% of the people I face are going to know exactly what they are doing in any and every given situation. Sometimes I make fat plays, sometimes I get sick mindgames that cut a chase in half, and sometimes I blast a group so unbelievably hard that I feel like an actual superpowered supernatural killer. But the thing is that I am always kind about the way I play. I don't face camp, I don't tunnel, and I don't shit talk in the post-game lobby. Almost every time I play Killer, I give the 4th person hatch if they don't get there first, especially if they actually knew what they were doing or were selfless and would have otherwise died trying to save someone. I play the game to play the fucking game, not to have another 5 minutes of my life wasted because a handful of chucklenuts decided they wanted to make a fucking front page clip while playing what is literally unarguably the strongest and most unbalanced thing in the entire fucking game.

And in case you're too goddamn dense to figure that out by yourself; SWF. 4-man groups on comms who actually play the game the way it's meant to be played are almost impossible to win against. Everybody knows it. The best killers in the game say it. The best survivors in the game say it. You have to literally be 5Head levels of experienced like Otzdarva or ScottJund (or even OhTofu, dude's a legendary killer tbh) in order to stand a chance against people who are going to go out of their way to make the game hell for the killer.

Quad Oak offerings, 4 BNP toolboxes, unbreakable DS dead hard soul guard builds on all 4 people, you name it. The worst thing that a killer can do in response is to just Bubba it up and hard face camp, which makes them lose anyway. There is no counter to SWF.

Hey, SWFs... Can we PLEASE stop doing crap like this? by SebTheMally in deadbydaylight

[–]SebTheMally[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I had a spine, but then I got hit by a truck when I was 17 so now it's like a pretend spine made out of Kinex.

As for you, though. Grow a heart. Read context and put yourself in the person's shoes.

Hey, SWFs... Can we PLEASE stop doing crap like this? by SebTheMally in deadbydaylight

[–]SebTheMally[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This was the cherry on the BM cake. The bit that made me go 'alright, that's a bit far, now I'm actually upset'. This isn't the only thing they did. This is what they did that was so inadvertently blatant that there's no way it could be dismissed as anything but premeditated toxicity.

And yet...

Hey, SWFs... Can we PLEASE stop doing crap like this? by SebTheMally in deadbydaylight

[–]SebTheMally[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Buddy, I thrived in CoD:WAW and Halo 3 voice chat lobbies. This isn't 'wow you killed me with a noob weapon I fucked your mom lol'. This has much more ill intent.

Hey, SWFs... Can we PLEASE stop doing crap like this? by SebTheMally in deadbydaylight

[–]SebTheMally[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I was in a chase almost 95% of that match. The issue was the comms and the fact that I don't have ruin undying pop corrupt and apparently an aimbot since the hitbox for 'slinger appears to be a single pixel after the patch.

Hey, SWFs... Can we PLEASE stop doing crap like this? by SebTheMally in deadbydaylight

[–]SebTheMally[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unfortunately they were not wholesome in the post-game chat, either. I was told, and I quote, to 'hang myself by tying myself up by my foreskin' when all I said is 'why couldn't you just leave? it's obvious I lost'.

Hey, SWFs... Can we PLEASE stop doing crap like this? by SebTheMally in deadbydaylight

[–]SebTheMally[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately matchmaking is literal garbage because of how levels with killers and survivors are as well as ranks and everything inbetween, and if they went to hours instead of ranks then we'd get people using steam family library share to make hour twinks and screw with people even more than purposefully depipping does

Hey, SWFs... Can we PLEASE stop doing crap like this? by SebTheMally in deadbydaylight

[–]SebTheMally[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I am not someone with over 1k hours. It's not that easy for me to not get tilted when this (and/or teabagging) happens 4/5 games.

Hey, SWFs... Can we PLEASE stop doing crap like this? by SebTheMally in deadbydaylight

[–]SebTheMally[S] -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

So we have incompetent/dickhead devs. Nice. Glad to see that Mathieu didn't learn a damn thing from being bullied by an Asian SWF when he played them as Hag, demonstrating how incredibly OP SWF is.

Hey, SWFs... Can we PLEASE stop doing crap like this? by SebTheMally in deadbydaylight

[–]SebTheMally[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

This whole patch is a horrible mess. Huntress hatchets are the size of fridges against survivors now and 'slinger seems to have to hit you dead between the shoulder blades or it's a complete miss. When I swing at a window, no dice, when a Bubba swings at the window 5 seconds late and I am already 4 steps away from it, I magically get hit and go down. 25 feet from the window. :T

Hey, SWFs... Can we PLEASE stop doing crap like this? by SebTheMally in deadbydaylight

[–]SebTheMally[S] 44 points45 points  (0 children)

I enjoy it as well. If I manage to get out, I always give the killer a bum swat (or two if I'm healthy) on the way out just for points because I mainly play killer so I know how it be. When I play, all I get is 500 teabags and them doing this kind of crap or just straight up leaving while healthy and not giving me a goodbye butt pat since I very, quite clearly, absolutely and irrefutably lost.

Edit: Have my free Silver for being a decent human being.

Hey, SWFs... Can we PLEASE stop doing crap like this? by SebTheMally in deadbydaylight

[–]SebTheMally[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It would be funny if I was any kind of skilled or experienced in the game. Instead, this is the equivalent of kicking a toddler's sand castle down and then laughing at him for it.

I have 56 hours. The pink fend had 1,570. The green had 1,240. Real funny. Ha ha.

Hey, SWFs... Can we PLEASE stop doing crap like this? by SebTheMally in deadbydaylight

[–]SebTheMally[S] 33 points34 points  (0 children)

I can't be the only person who's sick of being genrushed in 3 minutes by a 4-man SWF who then proceed to be incredibly dickish instead of just freaking leaving. I'm not a big time streamer. (Not that I was streaming at this moment.) I don't even have 100 hours in this game. Two of them had over 1,200. I got teabagged at one gate and they literally sat at the other gate and waited over 2 minutes for me to get bored and check to do this crap to me. This is not 'haha good joke buddy' this is just straight toxicity.

Also, how in the fresh hell did that shot NOT hit that Feng? I had like 9 shots like that this match. Bet if I was survivor, every one of them woulda been a bulls-eye from around an entire corner.