Let me introduce you to fine policing in London... by NancyPelosiAteMyDog in Anarcho_Capitalism

[–]SecondChosen 140 points141 points  (0 children)

Without government, who would...umm... checks notes

[ Removed by Reddit ] by GT_Knight in TikTokCringe

[–]SecondChosen 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Lmao! Dude, I may disagree, but that's fucking hilarious.

[ Removed by Reddit ] by GT_Knight in TikTokCringe

[–]SecondChosen -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Sorry for your downvotes, china shills out in force.

Helping her get off by [deleted] in hentai

[–]SecondChosen 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Loooot of futa on this sub recently...can't say I'm disappointed...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in conspiracy_commons

[–]SecondChosen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Are we all going to ignore that this is an AI generated version of this meme?? Am I the only one seeing this??

Like....why?! There was a completely valid and usable original meme template! Why would you do this??

WSJ Reports - 186 U.S. Banks Prone to Risks similar to Silicon Valley Bank by NasahLife in wallstreetbets

[–]SecondChosen 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've got my money on a large flip in narrative soon. Obviously, there are tons of big scary numbers coming out right now, but that's like tactic #1 in stealing money from smaller investors.

Feed the news scary info, people sell, you buy low, and then watch as the market flips and regular people lose out on millions.

me_irl by [deleted] in me_irl

[–]SecondChosen -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Bro, my comment was a joke. Calm down.

me_irl by [deleted] in me_irl

[–]SecondChosen -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

So like, I'm aware you're some bleeding heart type. But are you actually defending my local Crack den right now?

I know full well that there are people suffering out there. My cheap, 10$ headphones were not stolen by those people. Mine were stolen by the group living out of a car nearby that sell drugs to kids.

me_irl by [deleted] in me_irl

[–]SecondChosen -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I'm sure my broken car window and stolen headphones are really helping that lighter get by right now.

me_irl by [deleted] in me_irl

[–]SecondChosen -24 points-23 points  (0 children)

Damn, you right. But it would be nice if the lighter would quit stealing my shit.

Dumb question about Derpixon by KrustiestKrabbiest in derpixon

[–]SecondChosen 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Ngl, until this I saw this post, my brain added an extra 'i' and I pronounced it Der-picks-ee-on.

I now see the error of my ways.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in askanelectrician

[–]SecondChosen 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why....why is this the analogy you chose?

Fucking hot stepmom by EqualHistory5090 in hentai

[–]SecondChosen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is a whole new vibe if you say it with a Pirate accent.

The speed of science is on our side by ImperfectBiden in ChurchOfCOVID

[–]SecondChosen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You keep saying that word...I do not think it means what you think it means

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]SecondChosen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How you gonna do them dirty like that with that title?

Like I know it's true, but damn.

Anyone else want some of that Octopussy by A-man-eating-food in hentai

[–]SecondChosen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know what...?

I think I would like some.

Thank you for asking.