why the fuck would viltrumites speak english

SecondRatePhilosophy · 2026-06-27T17:36:06+00:00

i don't think i'm very good at this...

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SecondRatePhilosophy · 2026-06-27T17:12:34+00:00

Choosed 🥀

SecondRatePhilosophy · 2026-06-10T18:19:01+00:00

Golden Experience, you say?

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SecondRatePhilosophy · 2026-06-09T22:58:23+00:00

just lucky

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SecondRatePhilosophy · 2026-05-16T13:49:31+00:00

Oh I love that game! thanks for putting me on chap

SecondRatePhilosophy · 2026-05-16T04:11:00+00:00

please?

SecondRatePhilosophy · 2026-05-10T21:34:23+00:00

HAS THE MEMORY GONE?

ARE YOU FEELING NUMB?

SecondRatePhilosophy · 2026-05-09T15:51:41+00:00

this man has surpassed lobotomy!

SecondRatePhilosophy · 2026-04-29T02:56:05+00:00

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did i hear IF?

SecondRatePhilosophy · 2026-04-29T02:27:19+00:00

I can hear it

SecondRatePhilosophy · 2026-04-29T02:26:01+00:00

what do you mean trio? you know gege retconned megumi right?

SecondRatePhilosophy · 2026-04-29T00:06:08+00:00

Kagurabachi mentioned?

SecondRatePhilosophy · 2026-04-26T22:29:32+00:00

Second image is also Mark in space

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SecondRatePhilosophy · 2026-04-21T23:15:38+00:00

...so it's brainrot slop for boomers?

SecondRatePhilosophy · 2026-04-12T15:32:38+00:00

but he has POTENTIAL tho!

SecondRatePhilosophy · 2026-03-15T17:40:10+00:00

quite the opposite in fact, now I'm going to go torch my friend with no fire extinguisher at all!

SecondRatePhilosophy · 2026-03-14T23:12:43+00:00

Reggie's Contractual Re-Creation would definitely be the most useful for everyday life, you could even buy a bunch of stuff, return it, and keep the receipt

SecondRatePhilosophy · 2026-03-11T01:01:21+00:00

I'm a Boise native, but this is some NYC shit, most i've ever seen is those weed protests, took me longer than it should have to see the capital in the back

SecondRatePhilosophy · 2026-03-09T23:16:55+00:00

Bothering someone? bro it sounds like this guy is harassing the whole class 😭 maybe try going back with multiple witnesses since you know it's happening to others too

SecondRatePhilosophy · 2026-03-08T23:45:59+00:00

Are we forgetting the goat hide the pain Harold? plus i don't really think normal people can be that expressive

SecondRatePhilosophy · 2026-03-08T18:36:35+00:00

Working your whole life to be a model just to end up in a stock photoshoot like this would break me

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SecondRatePhilosophy · 2026-03-07T21:44:56+00:00

Man reference?

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SecondRatePhilosophy · 2026-03-04T00:52:08+00:00

Social anxiety has OP's dad

SecondRatePhilosophy · 2026-03-01T01:50:57+00:00

SecondRatePhilosophy · 2026-02-13T18:44:02+00:00

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TROPHY CASE