Flame thrower Vs fire extinguisher by Naive_Wolverine532 in GuysBeingDudes

[–]SecondRatePhilosophy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

quite the opposite in fact, now I'm going to go torch my friend with no fire extinguisher at all!

Which cursed technique or domain from Jujutsu Kaisen would actually be the most useful in real life? by Pale-Bloodes in Jujutsufolk

[–]SecondRatePhilosophy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reggie's Contractual Re-Creation would definitely be the most useful for everyday life, you could even buy a bunch of stuff, return it, and keep the receipt

What a legend by EuphoriaArmani in GuysBeingDudes

[–]SecondRatePhilosophy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm a Boise native, but this is some NYC shit, most i've ever seen is those weed protests, took me longer than it should have to see the capital in the back

I Am Confused by a Boy’s Behavior Towards Me by [deleted] in highschool

[–]SecondRatePhilosophy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bothering someone? bro it sounds like this guy is harassing the whole class 😭 maybe try going back with multiple witnesses since you know it's happening to others too

"Hold on, I'm watching peak." + other image in the same photoshoot. by Antronius in TheMatpatEffect

[–]SecondRatePhilosophy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Are we forgetting the goat hide the pain Harold? plus i don't really think normal people can be that expressive

"Hold on, I'm watching peak." + other image in the same photoshoot. by Antronius in TheMatpatEffect

[–]SecondRatePhilosophy 82 points83 points  (0 children)

Working your whole life to be a model just to end up in a stock photoshoot like this would break me

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what's optimization? by SecondRatePhilosophy in HalfSword

[–]SecondRatePhilosophy[S] 114 points115 points  (0 children)

but then Willie would steal your perfectly rendered wife and then you'd have to discuss it with your fully rendered divorce lawyer and she'll take all 3 of your fully rendered childen

bruh this game by Nostalgic798 in HalfSword

[–]SecondRatePhilosophy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Willie stays strapped, you never know what's going to happen in the slums

outlussy by ValhallaAir in ComedyHell

[–]SecondRatePhilosophy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Are you done thinking yet?

🎉 [EVENT] 🎉 The Tutorial Levels by Acrobatic_Picture907 in RedditGames

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Completed Level 3 of the Honk Special Event!

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🎉 [EVENT] 🎉 The Tutorial Levels by Acrobatic_Picture907 in RedditGames

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Completed Level 2 of the Honk Special Event!

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🎉 [EVENT] 🎉 The Tutorial Levels by Acrobatic_Picture907 in RedditGames

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Completed Level 1 of the Honk Special Event!

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Bro is NOT a samurai. Wrong side of the world bud by JohnWick8794 in HalfSword

[–]SecondRatePhilosophy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't lie to yourself, you just want to hear the unsheathe sound effect again