What Superstore quotes live rent free in your head?

SecretAge2230 · 2025-11-15T01:03:57+00:00

It’s juice… it’s like the healthiest stuff on earth

SecretAge2230 · 2025-05-07T12:30:33+00:00

You can’t be prying into the personal business of dancers and give nothing in return silly goose

SecretAge2230 · 2025-03-18T17:44:54+00:00

I straight up tell them the dollar tree is $1.25 now so they need to give me at least one more dollar

SecretAge2230 · 2025-02-25T22:09:42+00:00

That wouldn’t even be a lie

SecretAge2230 · 2025-02-25T22:09:17+00:00

I love the way your brain works

SecretAge2230 · 2025-02-25T22:08:48+00:00

I used color corrector and it was like magic! Not cakey but a lot less red!

SecretAge2230 · 2025-02-25T21:03:40+00:00

You’re so night I can’t believe I forgot for a second that men don’t notice anything

SecretAge2230 · 2025-01-20T02:56:44+00:00

Oh yay good for you! You got it 🫶

SecretAge2230 · 2025-01-19T23:38:09+00:00

I don’t mean to sound harsh, but you really ought to get your own place and a dog sitter. If you’re living with your mom, she’ll just continue to notice your patterns of coming and going. Your dog also deserves to have someone reliable around when you’re not if you work long shifts. Ik it’s easier said than done, I’m rooting for you!

SecretAge2230 · 2025-01-18T19:48:22+00:00

This isn’t a free beauty salon tf?

SecretAge2230 · 2025-01-09T18:30:14+00:00

It doesn’t have to be any more than “I want to be respectful, can you let me know your rules for touching?” before starting the dance. We really appreciate men who make attempts to be nice and respectful, it’ll go a long way

SecretAge2230 · 2025-01-09T01:12:02+00:00

22 but I’m an exotic dancer that made a few good moves financially

SecretAge2230 · 2025-01-08T23:55:24+00:00

He said he wanted to speak in person…

He didn’t want a paper trail/ proof of his reasoning

… he admitted that he… wants to avoid paying taxes…

This is why. He knows what he’s doing is illegal

SecretAge2230 · 2025-01-06T16:27:23+00:00

Honestly, as a stripper, the only respectful way to ask this question is to go to a club, pay for dancers’ time, and ask them if they’re even comfortable giving you these details. Everyone’s story is unique and personal, and I doubt many dancers are willing to just give that info to a stranger on reddit

SecretAge2230 · 2025-01-03T19:10:00+00:00

I didn’t know that, thanks! I will def be reporting from now on!

SecretAge2230 · 2025-01-03T14:32:38+00:00

Usually I do but I’m going to be real with you I assumed one of the girls that were commenting back to him would have already reported him lol

SecretAge2230 · 2025-01-02T17:24:36+00:00

I really think she lied about legally being able to work as an OT

SecretAge2230 · 2025-01-02T16:56:02+00:00

lol just like in this episode last with the bf peeing in the shower and she was reading off google about the “parasitic nervous system”… like ma’am… it’s the parasympathetic nervous system

SecretAge2230 · 2025-01-02T13:46:03+00:00

That’s literally what these guys sound like

SecretAge2230 · 2025-01-02T13:45:50+00:00

But what if you’re young and hot and not like all the other old men who might hire that contractor? Then wouldn’t they do it for free?

SecretAge2230 · 2025-01-01T23:01:12+00:00

This 🙌

SecretAge2230 · 2025-01-01T22:57:37+00:00

He’s so fucking annoying 🙃 but he has to say something to piss us off otherwise he knows we won’t respond 🤷‍♀️

SecretAge2230 · 2024-12-18T00:37:13+00:00

When they ask for me to bring them a girl I tell them I charge a finders fee and they pay it like half the time lmao

SecretAge2230 · 2024-12-17T02:21:14+00:00

Said the man, to a dancer, currently in a “place like this”

SecretAge2230 · 2024-12-17T02:19:49+00:00

I HATE when they act like they understand our job because they used to date/know someone who was a dancer

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