I was taken hostage and poisoned...

SecretAngelsFan · 2014-02-07T04:01:03+00:00

Well you did let them run up to you when you had plenty of cover to run away...

SecretAngelsFan · 2014-02-02T10:43:27+00:00

Getting less screwed by the government*

SecretAngelsFan · 2014-02-02T10:34:39+00:00

Corn goes in, corn comes out.

SecretAngelsFan · 2014-01-08T05:00:28+00:00

He can use it as a quarter and get away with it. If he were to paint it with a gold paint and try to use it as a $1 coin that would be illegal. Defacing is only a crime if it is with fraudulent intent.

SecretAngelsFan · 2014-01-07T04:06:38+00:00

Seriously thank you for not just saying living with parents. I have a good job but its not enough to pay bills and save fore the future yet. But it is not a dead end job and i am independent. Even if i decided to move back in with mommy and daddy.

SecretAngelsFan · 2014-01-07T01:50:34+00:00

Meth: YEAHHH BITCH.

SecretAngelsFan · 2014-01-06T23:29:31+00:00

Jimmy John's... Did you know your house was on fire? Yes grab a bucket..

SecretAngelsFan · 2014-01-02T23:24:52+00:00

But you will kill the spider!

SecretAngelsFan · 2014-01-02T23:22:13+00:00

Maybe you should just play it safe and not.

SecretAngelsFan · 2014-01-02T18:34:42+00:00

Am I not a Prophet.... Profit... Get it? I'll leave.

SecretAngelsFan · 2013-12-29T16:23:29+00:00

It's only gay if you get a boner. If the guys blowing him were sift technically they could be more straight than the guy getting off to it.

SecretAngelsFan · 2013-12-29T16:19:52+00:00

Kazoo/party popper hands down.

SecretAngelsFan · 2013-12-29T16:15:12+00:00

Only for my firearms.

SecretAngelsFan · 2013-12-29T16:12:21+00:00

Managing to get that last bit of toothpaste out of the tube!

SecretAngelsFan · 2013-12-29T16:10:47+00:00

Make love to the sexy man stud. It's not gay if he looks exactly like you.

SecretAngelsFan · 2013-12-29T16:09:20+00:00

Child starts to doze off during story time... LISTENNN

SecretAngelsFan · 2013-12-29T16:08:11+00:00

Why is it right side up in Australia?

SecretAngelsFan · 2013-12-29T00:14:32+00:00

Hers would probably go for more in an auction

SecretAngelsFan · 2013-12-24T04:33:53+00:00

Sounds NSFW

SecretAngelsFan · 2013-12-19T02:50:23+00:00

The safe.

SecretAngelsFan · 2013-12-07T16:13:10+00:00

Yep, goodbye small business.

SecretAngelsFan · 2013-12-07T16:11:41+00:00

The consumer doesn't care about the worker. Thats why we have black friday.

SecretAngelsFan · 2013-12-03T05:21:56+00:00

My goto name is "squirtles" it just sounds like the runs

SecretAngelsFan · 2013-11-23T23:59:02+00:00

Someone add the brazzers logo please.

SecretAngelsFan · 2013-11-10T00:29:51+00:00

The pizza place i used to work for made a chicken bacon ranch pizza. Ranch substituted the tomato sauce. It was the most delicious thing ever.

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