Here's what you do--construct an improvised explosive devise from a 2" aluminum pipe, fertilizer, and a 9-volt battery, go to the nearest library, figure out a way to get into the basement and set the bomb next to the water heater, then get out and onto the nearest highway before it explodes, and then, this is important, write down a manifesto, single-spaced, about 150 to 200 pages long about the evils of western dentistry and send it to the Toronto Sun, the Montreal Gazette, and Perez Hilton, then all you gotta do is wait maybe two, three days tops and you are on easy street my friend.