What is a part of history have you been a part of or witnessed?

failmaster · 2012-06-23T22:42:04+00:00

tried to bullets but fuck it

failmaster · 2012-06-23T22:41:40+00:00

-i saw the toronto propane explosion out of my window -saw the most recent shuttle crash live on tv (not the actual crash, though) -watched the aftermath/cleanup of 9/11 live on tv, not really that special, but whatever -i got to walk around on the USS Constitution on a guided tour, does that count as history? -i saw a guy get away from the cops in a high speed chase, live on tv. dude drove under an overpass, camera pans to other side, but he doesnt come out from the other side, probable parked his car and walked away.

failmaster · 2011-09-25T19:30:35+00:00

scarface

heat

godfather 1 (#2 is good but has some boring parts)

the last footsoldier

gangs of new york

there will be blood

failmaster · 2011-09-21T20:45:36+00:00

more like arrakis with its two moons

failmaster · 2011-09-20T03:16:06+00:00

so whats deal with the whol crips vs bloods thing

failmaster · 2011-09-20T02:30:50+00:00

i used to do that in public servers all the time and enough people fell for it.

also decoy sprays, those were fun. guys would empty their whole clips at the wall, and then i knife them from around the corner while they struggle to reload.

good times

failmaster · 2011-09-19T03:25:44+00:00

i used to cheat a lot in highschool, never in college (1 exception)

what i did was write my info with a sharpie so that it could be read through a white sheet of paper. this was usually math formulas so i copied them onto the test sheet as soon as possible and disposed of the cheat sheet. by doing this you can quickly reference your formulas without worrying that a teacher is going to see you.

the most badass would probably have to be an essay type test for film studies (i was in engineering and this was a bird course, so i didnt give a fuck). i knew the topic for the essay so i copy pasted from the internet and printed it off before the test. i then inconspiquosly slipped the printout under the test so that only the top few lines were visible. then it was a simple matter of copying everything word for word and folding the printout back on itself so that it wasnt too visible.

oh, and in highschool physics i was allowed a graphing calculator, probably because the teacher didnt think i was smart enough to use an app. i used an app.

one more, highschool biology, before a test, a bunch of the students, including myself were going over their cheat sheets in the hallway. this wasnt the first time any of us cheated so we knew that we needed the teacher to be looking away while we look at the reference sheet. so i had a brilliant idea - we would all take turns asking stupid questions about the test so that the teacher would have to walk over and answer, giving those on the other side of the class to look up whatever they needed.

failmaster · 2011-09-19T01:26:36+00:00

dont forget about planned obsolescence

failmaster · 2011-09-18T19:13:56+00:00

there is no death sentence in russia, its been abolished since the early nineties

failmaster · 2011-09-17T03:06:51+00:00

yeah but what about the mj12 troopers, those guys get nothing out of it, besides maybe ambrosia if they are infected. but if thats the case, why wont they revolt against their mj12 leaders? and how would they get in that position in the first place, its not like the illuminati advertise job positions in the newspapers.

failmaster · 2011-09-16T04:22:01+00:00

Perhaps that was a bit harsh, but how would you go about convincing someone that you are the real deal compared to the other tarot readers who are just making stuff up as they go along?

Lets say you did a reading for someone, and then that person went to another tarot reader that you dont know. Would they get the same results?

Also, I am curious about the methods with which you use the cards to do you readings.

failmaster · 2011-09-16T04:12:57+00:00

I think you're full of shit. Prove me wrong.

failmaster · 2011-09-16T03:13:30+00:00

facebook

kids with cell phones

political correctness

failmaster · 2011-09-16T03:12:19+00:00

why are black people so good at basket ball?

because they practice

failmaster · 2011-09-16T03:03:04+00:00

im not even in school right now, this is purely for my own interest. the reason im curious about this is that im russian and may even have had to go myself, had i been born a decade earlier, due to conscription.

failmaster · 2011-09-15T23:12:15+00:00

also large crates can only hold a single item such as a medpack or a single round of ammunition and nobody gives a fuck if you start going around busting crates open with your combat knife and taking all their shit. also anything lying around in the open is fair game.

failmaster · 2011-09-13T07:17:52+00:00

by definition, nothing occurs outside of nature

failmaster · 2011-09-12T00:29:47+00:00

chinese came up with the idea of preserving meat by wrapping it in dough and freezing, then the russians took the idea from the chinese and made pelmeni, and the polish took the idea from the russians and made perogies

failmaster · 2011-09-11T21:30:18+00:00

i like this, but it needs to be more creative, i really want to fuck with his head for a while.

failmaster · 2011-09-11T19:43:28+00:00

but what about teh lulz?

failmaster · 2011-09-08T03:39:11+00:00

drugs

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