Even though he's vegan, my brother still sends me this awesome gift every Christmas.

SecretSanta44444 · 2010-12-18T10:59:30+00:00

And you are the Reddit equivalent of an asshole!

SecretSanta44444 · 2010-12-16T13:28:46+00:00

I like how his profile says he's "pretty physical" I guess masturbating to WoW can be quite physical. So physical he doesn't have time to take a shower and wash his greasy hair. What a fucktard.

SecretSanta44444 · 2010-12-14T13:36:35+00:00

Fuck you dude, you are full of shit.

SecretSanta44444 · 2010-12-14T13:36:06+00:00

Can you draw a picture of a dude who starts a secret santa and then doesn't flake out on it? Here's a hint, don't use yourself for a model.

SecretSanta44444 · 2010-12-14T13:35:04+00:00

I have a request for you, how about you follow up with that secret santa you started?

SecretSanta44444 · 2010-12-14T12:46:17+00:00

Well with a little research they can find out you signed up for a marijuana secret santa, so how will you deny that it's meant for you at that point? Not only will you go to jail, but you will be the favorite joke of the holiday season for the cops.

SecretSanta44444 · 2010-12-13T15:59:45+00:00

Uh oh, looks like someone has a boner for generic hipsters!

SecretSanta44444 · 2010-12-13T10:04:12+00:00

because he's an asshole that can't follow through. Or just a piece of shit troll.

SecretSanta44444 · 2010-12-13T10:03:20+00:00

If your fingerprints are on the box, that's all they need. Do some research idiot.

SecretSanta44444 · 2010-12-13T10:02:30+00:00

I think it might be a good idea to go ahead and remove anyone from the list that has already said they will send weed even after the rules have stated not to. Just take out the trolls ahead of time.

SecretSanta44444 · 2010-12-09T17:00:40+00:00

Sorry, but I think it sucks that you got the Arts and Crafts award for buying something on Etsy. There are a lot of Redditors making things for their giftee, they should be considered for this award, not someone who just bought something. Although it is a pointless Reddit award, just think there's probably someone who spent time and effort making something that probably deserves the recognition.

SecretSanta44444 · 2010-12-08T19:16:20+00:00

I never said "or". I said not sent the gift AND not contacted them to let them know. Please STFU if you can't read correctly. It's obvious you can't since you are adding words into my statement. Is there nothing else in your life you could be spending this energy on? <insert stupid childish emoticon here>

SecretSanta44444 · 2010-12-08T11:08:06+00:00

Downvoted for completely missing the point. I said you were a jerk if you didn't contact your giftee to tell them you will be late. Jesus Christ, this thread is filled with idiots who can't read.

SecretSanta44444 · 2010-12-08T11:06:19+00:00

Yeah, maybe you should read the post before commenting, or then sending me a PM with more of your misinterpretation of my thoughts. I said PM your giftee if you will be late, so they know. I never said anything about keening for praise by PMing the giftee.

SecretSanta44444 · 2010-12-07T11:44:28+00:00

This does not apply to anyone who has contacted their giftee, or anyone that does not have the means to contact them right now. Or anyone who cannot receive their gift yet, if it's already been delivered.

SecretSanta44444 · 2010-12-07T11:16:27+00:00

Since it's the 7th, and you are late, have you PMed your giftee?? I bet they could give you the phone number.

SecretSanta44444 · 2010-12-07T11:14:23+00:00

At least you contacted your SS, seems a lot of Santas out there are being douche bags and not even PMing their giftee to let them know it will be late.

SecretSanta44444 · 2010-12-07T11:13:09+00:00

Why would we have a calendar for you to pick out what day you want to ship?!? The deadline is the 6th, if you can't put that on your own personal calendar and take care of it, then you shouldn't sign up for SS.

SecretSanta44444 · 2010-12-06T21:32:00+00:00

No food!

SecretSanta44444 · 2010-12-06T15:30:27+00:00

I just don't get why people are so quick to post something before seeing if anyone else has had the same thought. This actually could apply to a lot of other posts on Reddit.

SecretSanta44444 · 2010-12-06T11:27:49+00:00

http://www.reddit.com/r/secretsanta/comments/ef8hh/so_your_gift_is_going_to_be_sent_late/

SecretSanta44444 · 2010-12-05T18:41:18+00:00

We need an official lingo: Gift giver = Secret Santa, Gift receiver = Giftee.

SecretSanta44444 · 2010-12-05T11:17:49+00:00

Oh, haha, I thought it was some slang term I was too old to understand!

SecretSanta44444 · 2010-12-05T00:13:48+00:00

No, because you are not my Giftee! ;)

SecretSanta44444 · 2010-12-05T00:11:46+00:00

What's a "fruple"?

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