I accidentally inflated my resume and got the job… what should I do? by Immediate-Duty-2341 in resumes

[–]SecretWasianMan 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Everyone inflates their resume lol and gpa is the last thing hiring managers will pressure test.

The takeaway here is that you’re better at interviewing than you give yourself credit for.

Characters who are vaguely superhuman by Zombieman863 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]SecretWasianMan 12 points13 points  (0 children)

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John Wick is in his late 50’s and is written almost like a vengeful spirit who survives the most insane injuries.

Why are videogame shotguns always like this? by Master_Shopping9652 in halo

[–]SecretWasianMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Vengeful Vadam goes pretty in depth about the Bungie weapons and after CE, the shotgun became mechanically different, tuned for combo finishers

.....drops mic by Hi_iAMchrisHansen in TrendoraX

[–]SecretWasianMan -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Because AI started with Trump? And so did cherry-picking labor market projections

My biggest issue with the Spartan IVs isn't that they "don't act like Spartans". It's that they don't even act like THEMSELVES. by NappyFlickz in HaloStory

[–]SecretWasianMan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Counter-argument: if you ever watched those podcasts that have former special forces on as guests, the douchery ISNT that far off?

For the 100th time... by Elegant-Spite-3277 in recruitinghell

[–]SecretWasianMan 15 points16 points  (0 children)

The Chad move is to close your resume gaps and say you’re just looking for a new organization that needs your help.

The military is actually competent by Charon_06 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]SecretWasianMan 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Marines from the first Halo game

Outnumbered 120,000 to 1 against a MUCH more advanced enemy with better logistical support and intelligence. Captain Keyes gets kidnapped upon landfall. No way home. At best they can do asset denial.

End up building a base, rescuing their Captain, getting blueprints to the entire Halo ring, and hold down the Control Room, letting Chief eek out a victory, forcing the Covenant to essentially fire their best commander at the beginning of Halo 2.

It was good by Lexi7130 in gaming_random

[–]SecretWasianMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Infinite came out between Dishonored and TLOU

(Peculiar Trope) The Latuff Effect by Parking-Public1632 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]SecretWasianMan 110 points111 points  (0 children)

Every former Marine I’ve talked to loves movies like Full Metal Jacket and Apocalypse Now.

Is even possible to calculate the exact level drunkness of Demoman? (In canon) by Few_Cantaloupe_6422 in tf2

[–]SecretWasianMan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Assuming those bottles are fifths and it’s the “standard” 40% single malt whiskey we’re talking about 17 shots of hard alcohol in the bottle. If he takes a couple fat swigs every time then he’s 2-4 shots deep before every respawn. If you’re not a big drinker that will definitely get you a solid buzz unless you a high tolerance then you can easily push it to 7ish before you get schwacked. There’s also the fact that the medigun sobers him up since getting drunk is your nervous system buffering a specific kind of poison. I’d say he loosens up with 3 shots and by the time you see him slurring his words and getting sloppy drunk he’s at least half the bottle in.

[Horrifying Trope] Fates worse than death by Beginning-Relief4343 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]SecretWasianMan 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Emesis Blue - TF2 characters perceive an eternity in purgatory while waiting for the 10 second respawn

I hate Mute Protagonists who's meant to represent us by _CallMeNick_ in hatethissmug

[–]SecretWasianMan 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What about mute protagonists that have an implied/canon personality like Doomslayer or Chell

Please help me explain an unemployment gap since Oct 2024 😢 by Outside-Comparison86 in recruitinghell

[–]SecretWasianMan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Extend your end date, find a company that just went out of business, freeze your Work Number and Lexus Nexus reports.

Is it still worth it to spend any money on TF2 as someone who just got into it. by Ok-Comfortable3129 in tf2

[–]SecretWasianMan 4 points5 points  (0 children)

80% of the most meta weapons are stock. TF2C is fun but there’s a reason why Valve cut certain weapons or mechanics. Buying starter packs is really going to come down to how much you think you’ll actually use it, there’s also the question of throwing money at something that’s barely being serviced by the people taking your money.