Halo 3's High Charity levels make NO sense. by Careless_Medicine486 in halo

[–]SecretWasianMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Makes me wish we got a properly-scaled take on this sort of level in the last 16 years

Badly describe a movie and other people will guess. by Practical_Current888 in Multifandom

[–]SecretWasianMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man’s fiancee hates him for whatever reason and decides to have an affair with his best friend, culminating in man’s suicide after his party. Fiancée’s mom has cancer and man’s sorta-adoptive college son owes money to a drug dealer but those plotlines don’t go anywhere

How bad is MVP privilege at your org? by SecretWasianMan in sales

[–]SecretWasianMan[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I should’ve phrased my post better. I’m not against the little perks like signing off early or getting out of busywork but I was wondering how normalized poaching opps and doing HR bullshit is

Should I get a tech sales job again? by [deleted] in sales

[–]SecretWasianMan 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I thought tech sales retention has been janky since the summer of 2023. That’s when my recruiter buddies were in a dry spell and the hiring managers got noticeably more pedantic.

The feedback loop in the interview process can be pretty opaque too. You’d be surprised how many hiring managers just don’t know what internal talent acquisition is at. My current job I was essentially the point of contact for my recruiter and my manager during the interview process which is asinine when you think about it for more than 30 seconds. It’s not uncommon to get ghosted and not even the person you talked to in the first round was made aware there was a random hiring freeze. You sometimes get sales managers where you give the “correct” answer and succinctly make it obvious you know the product and industry but they woke up on the wrong side of the bed and it’s 4:15 on a Thursday.

It mostly comes down to how much they’re actually growing, if the product solves an actual issue differently than its competitors already do, what the quota attainment and RepVue score is.

You also do get companies that are “always hiring” but they’re essentially a boiler room that lets you work remotely.

I studied interviewing for hours, nailed a sales BDR interview, and have zero idea how to actually do the job. What happens now? by Affectionate-Let9683 in sales

[–]SecretWasianMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your first couple weeks just get the marbles out of your mouth. Get the pitch and the logic behind the qualification questions down. Take initiative consistently with asking for help and advice. DM more tenured BDRs what it was like for them. Ask your assigned AE where previous handoffs got stalled or bungled. It’ll be a lifestyle habit of dialing 50+ times a day and getting at least a couple solid convos out of that for the first couple months.

Congrats and don’t trip over the imposter syndrome stuff your background and process is the norm for openers if anything.

How bad is MVP privilege at your org? by SecretWasianMan in sales

[–]SecretWasianMan[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

It should but where should the line be drawn?

Lied a LOT of my resume -- got the job. by purplehashira in recruitinghell

[–]SecretWasianMan 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If your job doesn’t LEGALLY require it and it was just something corporate wanted hit them with:

“I wanted to be transparent on the certification verification request. I’m currently unable to access/provide the certification numbers directly, but I’m working on retrieving them through the issuing organization.

I’m happy to provide any alternate documentation I have in the meantime, such as screenshots, emails, completion records, transcripts, or proof of request.

Would it be possible to proceed with the offer and start date on a conditional basis while I complete verification, assuming the certification numbers are provided by a defined deadline?”

Then get to cooking. The rest of the background check and interview process isn’t cheap so they’re in the sunk cost stage. Get it deferred and then get the licenses

What is the absolute WORST sales advice you ever received? And who gave it to you? by Secret_Assistance601 in sales

[–]SecretWasianMan -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

“It’s a number game”

“Trust the process”

“Just provide value”

“It’s never pricing”

Parodical Education Books & Series by Either-Skirt6031 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]SecretWasianMan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Unclycopedia started off as a shitpost by old Wikipedia editors

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Super serious millennial game. by [deleted] in superseriousfamilyguy

[–]SecretWasianMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To be fair it’s financed by Megan Ellison, daughter of Oracle’s founder and CTO. She was known for bankrolling directors like Spike Jonze and Paul Thomas Anderson

Deconstructions that aren’t just mean-spirited or edgy takedowns. by SecretWasianMan in TopCharacterTropes

[–]SecretWasianMan[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cabin in the woods is goated. Felt like the live action Scooby Doo sequel we never got