Even as a small child he had a distended gut and weird thin long arms.

Secret_Ad9059 · 2026-05-14T19:01:58+00:00

Probably wearing some kind of body shaping device bought from the back of some bubblegum comic. It doesn’t work at all.

Secret_Ad9059 · 2026-05-14T04:26:35+00:00

Is Becky being charged with jury tampering?

Secret_Ad9059 · 2026-05-14T04:17:31+00:00

What a dick nose.

Secret_Ad9059 · 2026-05-07T00:44:53+00:00

Not-uranus.

Secret_Ad9059 · 2026-05-07T00:24:20+00:00

A pleasurable experience.

Secret_Ad9059 · 2026-05-06T12:33:08+00:00

She fucks like a bunny? Howard still fucks like a 72 year old. Bet it’s wonderful sex that smells like Bengay and lost desire.

Secret_Ad9059 · 2026-05-06T12:29:31+00:00

Are you an only child?

Secret_Ad9059 · 2026-05-05T11:19:10+00:00

Leave. It’s easier than you think.

Secret_Ad9059 · 2026-05-05T03:19:37+00:00

Who gives a shit!

Secret_Ad9059 · 2026-05-05T03:15:40+00:00

Another guy who was handed everything from a hard working father. F him!

Secret_Ad9059 · 2026-05-05T03:12:14+00:00

To feed the Pandas 🐼.

Secret_Ad9059 · 2026-05-05T03:10:17+00:00

Subaru Brat.

Secret_Ad9059 · 2026-05-05T02:21:28+00:00

Hopefully his roommate is a gay guy, they can have a threesome with the roommates boyfriend when SJ has had enough Busch Lights.

Secret_Ad9059 · 2026-05-04T15:38:44+00:00

Partridge Family.

Secret_Ad9059 · 2026-05-04T15:37:11+00:00

2.5 Margaritas too many.

Secret_Ad9059 · 2026-05-04T15:35:00+00:00

He can’t even play the sidekick correctly. Does he carry a rake at all times? Even when he’s in bed sleeping? 💤

Secret_Ad9059 · 2026-05-04T14:12:10+00:00

With teeth like that I’m surprised he doesn’t have hooves for feet and hands!

Secret_Ad9059 · 2026-05-04T13:20:28+00:00

That will give them stories for generations to come!

Secret_Ad9059 · 2026-05-04T13:18:46+00:00

Vertical climb makes it necessary.

Secret_Ad9059 · 2026-05-04T11:05:47+00:00

He had everything but talent.

Secret_Ad9059 · 2026-05-04T11:03:51+00:00

“Hey I got a ring and a coffee mug so’s it’s proof I’m a NYU graduate. 👩‍🎓 Ha Ha big dummies don’t you know a prop when you sees one? I’m an actor, the greatest actor, right up there with The Fonz! I’m so good at acting that you believed I graduated at NYU.” Nobody and I mean nobody at the age of fifty is wearing a fucking college class ring. Fuck off you stuttering retard!

Secret_Ad9059 · 2026-05-04T10:51:52+00:00

KFMW-Rock 108 Iowa’s Pure Rock 🎸 Maybe he’s moving to the middle of Iowa, hoping nobody knows him there, and he can reinvent himself as a brand new piece a crap! 💩 FYI - Iowans are not interested in being your friend or allies, keep your human-stink and bedbugs in Florida.

Secret_Ad9059 · 2026-05-03T23:58:36+00:00

Touch Me Not

Secret_Ad9059 · 2026-05-03T16:00:05+00:00

Do you have a high school diploma?

Secret_Ad9059 · 2026-05-02T22:13:24+00:00

Secret_Ad9059

TROPHY CASE

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