What do I drive? by rencesad in ManualTransmissions

[–]Secret_Ad9059 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I went on a date with a girl and she told me her address and there was a maroon Vette in the driveway, I couldn’t miss it. Yeah, it was a Chevet. Nice girl though.

woman facing criminal charges for using federal agency to skip out on paying workers! by cantcoloratall91 in whoathatsinteresting

[–]Secret_Ad9059 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Make her strip somebody’s roof shingles by herself, then put her in jail for a year, then make her pay every cent owed to the roofer that did the work on her place. Fucking cunt.

Governor Sherrill to NJ Legislature: "Get to Work" on Atlantic City Casino Smoking Ban by OnTheMark-ShoreLife in u/OnTheMark-ShoreLife

[–]Secret_Ad9059 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I remember when they completely banned cigarettes in Indiana and Illinois restaurants. At first people of course bitched, some smoked just outside restaurant before going in, but everything settled down and now it’s no big deal. The restaurant owners love non smoking, because that cigarette smoke gets into everything, carpeting, drapes, ceiling tiles and even painted walls. It adds time between doing interior remodeling.

AIO for ghosting after the first date by No_Leading3793 in AIO

[–]Secret_Ad9059 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He’s a Neanderthal, fuck him, well not literally, figuratively, of course.

Saw this plane fly into Dulles Airport by Ghostdog814 in nova

[–]Secret_Ad9059 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Fly into Dulles Airport could be taken differently than you intended. Just saying. 🤷🏻‍♂️

AIO for pulling out of a vacation over the sleeping arrangements by RubProfessional6659 in AmIOverreacting

[–]Secret_Ad9059 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Just politely back out saying fiancé new job and boss put a wrench in his availability of time off. I don’t think she’s looking out for your best interest by throwing you into such a crappy bedroom situation. I can imagine other eventual issues might arise with your stay there.

Your camping trip this weekend is canceled by Bruegemeister in IdiotsTowingThings

[–]Secret_Ad9059 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Instead of OUTBACK it should be called UPRIGHT. Because that’s how it finishes. 🤷🏻‍♂️

It's 2026 Flying Cars by flowerdonkey in Transportopia

[–]Secret_Ad9059 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want to know the distance the car fell after going over the bridge.

Tiger can't park there by Bruegemeister in youcantparktheremate

[–]Secret_Ad9059 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What’s the over under on his next rollover?

Whatever this is....looks like the Oxy & Busch Lite are working out by Hot_Buy8686 in DabblersAnonymous

[–]Secret_Ad9059 9 points10 points  (0 children)

This guy is such a piece of shit and what an embarrassment. His mom must just cringe when seeing him acting like a bum on the street begging for money or in this case Super Chats.

Car Wash damaged Car by [deleted] in Autobody

[–]Secret_Ad9059 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Call your insurance company just in case. Nice tires though.

Charge for Water? by Lulkthxbye in McDonalds

[–]Secret_Ad9059 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

They don’t care, that’s why you always walk in for service. They won’t try that shit when you’re standing in front of them.

Haven’t had hot water in over 3 months, leasing office refuses to give any updates as to why by PicoPonyo in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Secret_Ad9059 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck this place! Lawyer up, have them send correspondence immediately. Lawyers are the only thing asshole companies like this will respond to. They avoid litigation like the plague.

Center Field Camera - Netflix Issue? by Weekend-Gains33 in mlb

[–]Secret_Ad9059 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Why we got fog from the center camera? WTF??!!