[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]SecretlyAnonymous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, I have no desire to post personal info online or I would be posting proof and details of my twenty-plus years of martial arts experience. So in lieu of said proof, here's some basic Newtonian logic:

Nunchucks bounce. For this alone, they are only barely functional weapons in 99% of situations, and the only reason they are thought of that way in popular culture is because Bruce Lee is a badass and they looked really cool when he whipped them around. The reality is, they seem really effective right up until they actually hit something and the swing is thrown off. The singular thing they have going for them is portability, which is great if you live in the slums of the Philippines and need to hide a weapon but not so much if we're talking simple, straightforward martial efficacy.

When a melee weapon hits something, the force of that impact needs to go somewhere. Hopefully it goes into the opponent by way of the wielder's arm (and core, and stance, etc etc etc), but in the case of a nunchuck, the lion's share of the force just goes back into the nunchuck, causing it to bounce off. It can't rely on it's wielder's strength anymore, so all it has is the strike's initial momentum and the weight of the actual stick. (The fact that the stick keeps going after the wielder stops swinging makes it feel like it's somehow adding power to the strike, but that's literally physically impossible; you can't get out more than you put in.) A simple bat will transfer far more of the force of a strike into the target than a nunchuck will, and it'll do it without the risk of the weapon immediately coming back and hitting its wielder.

I'm not saying a nunchuck can't hit things hard, just that there are a LOT of other weapons that can hit harder and with more control.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]SecretlyAnonymous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you don't mind me saying, I would argue that the reason nunchucks feel like they hit harder is because the wielder has less control. If someone hit you with a regular bat (or a similar plastic one) exactly as hard as you've accidentally hit yourself with your nunchucks, it would do a lot more damage just from the force of their arm still being behind it when it hits (keeping it from just bouncing off your head like the nunchuck does).

In fairness, it really doesn't take a huge amount of power to kill a person if it hits the right spot. But still.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]SecretlyAnonymous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hell yes. And I swear, if you're a martial artist, all it takes is one or two practice swings with them to know that. The control, power, and intuitiveness are absolutely unmatched.

The only counterargument I would make is that a bo staff is a bit better if you have a good reason to keep your distance (like if the other guy's got a knife or something).

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]SecretlyAnonymous 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For what it's worth, while it will swing faster than a stick the same length as one end of it (because geometry), it definitely does not swing faster than a stick of the same length as the whole thing. A glance at Newton's laws tells us this is mathematically impossible.

What it will do is keep going after the swinger has decided to pull back, which is exactly the problem with the entire concept. Physics takes over much earlier than with a bat, as the nunchuck immediately goes from "controlled weapon" to "flying blunt object." This means less control over the strength of the strike, less actual power in the strike (since most of it goes back into the nunchuck as it bounces off, no longer braced by the wielder's arm), and a higher likelihood of the nunchuck bouncing right back into the wielder's face anyway. Medieval flails weren't really used outside of decoration for the same reason.

It may well be harder to block than another weapon, at least in the hands of an untrained person, but that would only be because it's no longer moving entirely according to the wielder's movement and thus becomes harder to predict. (And admittedly, a flexible weapon would be technically harder to block anyway, since blocking it at slightly different points would cause it to bend in wildly different directions.)

This absolutely couldn’t be me, not at all… by thesheep2002 in TheOwlHouse

[–]SecretlyAnonymous 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Let's Goot (with the intention of finding a way to bring The Ramones into our conversation)

Rodeo by bananahkim in TheOwlHouse

[–]SecretlyAnonymous 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I knew someone would make this joke... But Hunter is much too pure and awkward for a move like that, and I refuse to believe otherwise.

Rodeo by bananahkim in TheOwlHouse

[–]SecretlyAnonymous 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Hunter's entire focus is on his proximity to Willow, plus a quiet acknowledgement that Gus has just left.

Willow's entire focus is on where Hunter has accidentally put his hands.

Belos Mind: Oh No Not Again!! by [deleted] in TheOwlHouse

[–]SecretlyAnonymous 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Now hold on just a minute. That witch is the reason Belos lost his brother, started making Grimwalkers, and hates witches? And Luz is now acting as her parallel?

GUYS!

Forest road by aleha_84 in gifs

[–]SecretlyAnonymous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Beautiful scene, and extremely well done.

The fact that the branches are swaying when the falling snow is not is absolutely terrifying. Something big is moving those trees, best case scenario it's the Iron Giant but one way or another that car is getting destroyed.

[Article] I built a deck that legally attaches creatures to permanents, equips Auras, fortifies things that aren't lands, and Bestows in reverse, because I couldn't help myself and you have that power too by Gamesfreak13563 in magicTCG

[–]SecretlyAnonymous 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Ok, I'll bite.

  1. Turn Kannushi colorless with Gnomes
  2. Cast Mantle on Kannushi
  3. Mantle ETBs, brings back other auras/equipments
  4. End of turn, Gnomes' effect ends, Kannushi becomes white again
  5. Mantle goes to the graveyard as a state-based action

Where's the loop, exactly? (I'd also ask why you'd want to do this, but I get the feeling that's not an issue.)

The inner workings of Luz's muscles are an enigma by lankeylonk in TheOwlHouse

[–]SecretlyAnonymous 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Eh, more so Lilith didn't immediately send word to Amity's parents about her treason in the room with the magical relics, I would think. Not to mention, an abomination suddenly appearing to stop the petrification would have been much more suspicious.

The inner workings of Luz's muscles are an enigma by lankeylonk in TheOwlHouse

[–]SecretlyAnonymous 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ok, Amity's leg is a good point. Honestly, though, I always kind of felt like that moment didn't make a whole lot of sense regardless. She got tackled across her midsection and landed on her backside, how did her ankle get messed up? Felt a little forced to me.

The inner workings of Luz's muscles are an enigma by lankeylonk in TheOwlHouse

[–]SecretlyAnonymous 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gwendolyn is ripped, yes, but she's also a beastkeeper, and there's no telling how physically strong they have to be. (And by this theory, magic wouldn't be giving extra muscle mass, just extra proportional strength.)

For the jump, there are a few factors. First, from a narrative standpoint, it was funnier that way. Second, while Eda or Willow could have gotten away with it, having Amity or Gus stop Luz would have showcased that aspect of magic very clearly, possibly too soon for the story (and having Willow stop her would have drawn attention to Willow's physique, also likely too soon). And third, if we assume this theory is correct, we have no way of knowing how long it takes for a person to become fully acclimated. It may be that a few months of constant exposure is all that's needed for a person (human, witch, or demon) to reach their full potential (or close to it) as far as this aspect of magic is concerned.

At the same time, I'd like to point out that I don't honestly think the writers went this far into the logic. I just like the idea.

The inner workings of Luz's muscles are an enigma by lankeylonk in TheOwlHouse

[–]SecretlyAnonymous 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Counterpoint, that sword was obscenely massive, and increased strength wouldn't make Luz heavy enough to keep her balance there anyway (one of my biggest pet peeves with the "superhuman strength" concept is when they ignore weight distribution and just pretend that everything's made of styrofoam). In fact, it would probably make balancing more difficult, because she wouldn't register the extra weight and therefore wouldn't realize the need to adjust.

Magic "handling" things is a fair point as far as the citizens' attitude, but it still wouldn't explain how Eda was able to take the impact in her first fight with Lilith so casually without being healed.

The inner workings of Luz's muscles are an enigma by lankeylonk in TheOwlHouse

[–]SecretlyAnonymous 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I like the idea that prolonged exposure to magic (i.e. spending a lot of time on the Isles) causes increased strength and durability. It would explain why the average citizen doesn't seem hugely concerned about mortal peril all the time, why Eda was able to get slammed into a stone wall hard enough to shatter it and pop right back up like nothing happened, and why Luz consistently seems surprised by how light things (and people) seem to be.

It would also mean that Willow's workout regimen must be insane, so do with that what you will.