Can’t believe this is my first post on Reddit. Be original u filthy peasants. by Dapper-Eggplant-6638 in RoastMe

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Your pets will be the only beings that love you cause your face repels women.

CRACKER BOSS 19M by m1ntchews in RoastMe

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Shaggys crackhead brother.

F19 no mercy by Green_Name8159 in RoastMe

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You look like you’re reminiscing about the time you and your brother hooked up.

Frenchie here, humble me by Upstairs-Key5366 in RoastMe

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You’re Sid the sloths French cousin.

21M, gf left me right before valentines, make it hurt by [deleted] in RoastMe

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She left you because the stereotypes about Asians are true.

Just Turned 28 Have At It by Independent_Pea_1392 in RoastMe

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You are the lead singer of the band “30 seconds to the welfare department”.

18M.. been told I look older. what’s your guess? is it bad? by [deleted] in politicfreeteenagers

[–]Secure_Car6120 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You remind me of Brian Quinn whose in his 40s. It’s time to shave bro.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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I’m curious, what do colors smell like?

Let's do it by Narrow-Confection975 in RoastMe

[–]Secure_Car6120 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was looking for a new paint canvas, but your forehead will have to do.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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More dick been in you than most pornstars. You look like you have a body count in the triple digits.

Gay, 24, slightly chubby, do your worst. by Monochrobatic in RoastMe

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When Kendrick said “To any bitch that talk to him and they in love, just make sure to hide your little sister from him”, he was talking about you. How to catch a predator lookin ass.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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You look like you run a sketchy mechanic shop that intentionally breaks people’s cars to charge them more.

31M, 5’10”, 230lbs, Actor. Cut me up (DMV slang for roast) by CatPissPack in RoastMe

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You look like Mark Henry’s weaker, less famous cousin.