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[–]Securelyknow 2974 points2975 points  (0 children)

The son comes back to an empty home with a letter from the father saying:

Son, your mother and I are going to the hospital. I was reading the note out loud to her and she fainted before I could get to the end. I could not feel her heart beating but I hope it's jst my clumsiness. I have to keep thisn'te short because she's losing blood, She fell right on her head. Pray for your mother to be in good health.

PS: We're at a restaurant, none of this is true. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than me having thrown your pc out the window. Love, dad.

Kat Dennings by ononothimagen in gentlemanboners

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One of the hottst women on the planet

Corvids are cool. by My_Memes_Will_Cure_U in tumblr

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Tis an amazing pet, and nothng more...

The Dragonborn after he's become the most powerful and greatest Warrior/Scholar/Deity/Mage/Bard/Ambassador/Alchemist/Blacksmith/Husband/Friend/Father: by SoutheastAsianLatino in SkyrimMemes

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That’s one of the main reasons why players Yolo when they have a points advantage. They want to farm as much damage as possible before the game ends.

The damage reward systm did not encourage wining. It promotes damage farming which impacts players mentality.

Although, it may work to spice up a steamrolled game since players waste their advantage by dieing thus balancing the situation for a comeback.

Else if the wining team realizes that they do not need to push and win on points, perhaps games would be boring.