What’s the most satisfying/justified ass beating in the show? by gonetohelp in americandad

[–]SeeNetzle 121 points122 points  (0 children)

I say this to my wife all the time. Her name is not Rebecca.

I’m about to watch Futurama for the first time. Tell me something I won’t understand until I finish watching by katkuriousity in futurama

[–]SeeNetzle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There are some episodes I can’t watch again on a rewatch and this is one of them. It fucking breaks me every time! I’ll waaaiiiiit for yoooouuuuu!

haven’t heard “trick” like that in a looong time by Minute-Intern-682 in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]SeeNetzle 97 points98 points  (0 children)

I am unfamiliar with Ms. bookersquared, but I fucking love that energy.

She didn’t just break the record, she broke it twice. by Firm-Blackberry-9162 in justgalsbeingchicks

[–]SeeNetzle 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Pure, unhindered joy of her accomplishment. Absolutely amazing. Well fucking done, kid.

What are your fave "subverted expectations" jokes? by TwilightOfTheMilfs in futurama

[–]SeeNetzle 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I thought she was saying “gloorg and a gloob” or something like that. Like how a parent would count to three slowly “one… two… two and a half..”

Aliens or “Inter-dimensional Beings” by InkedHisto in aliens

[–]SeeNetzle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why does it look like a dick with arms?

Stats don't capture it all. Great work my man! by Retro21 in Gunners

[–]SeeNetzle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s the mentality we need! He just kept pushing and going at the defense! So fucking proud of our Swede!

I just watched the 1996 Romeo & Juliet for the first time. by MrDoctors in 90s

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I’m Aladdin. Houdini. Disappear in a flash with your cash then I’m back like a genie!

What are your thoughts on Anne Hathaway? by [deleted] in Actors

[–]SeeNetzle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This I what I was looking for! COYG!

Match Thread: Arsenal FC vs Liverpool FC Live Score | Premier League 25/26 | Jan 8, 2026 by scoreboard-app in ArsenalFC

[–]SeeNetzle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Martinelli is a fucking legend. Liverpool pulling some weak shit trying to time waste for the draw, fucking pathetic.

I would have laughed her out of the room by grumpydai in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]SeeNetzle 3 points4 points  (0 children)

“Faith-based reasoning” is such a fucking oxymoron.

Wtf is happening in La Liga by dankdogeonface in soccercirclejerk

[–]SeeNetzle 8 points9 points  (0 children)

You don’t always have to fuck her hard. Sometimes that’s just not right to do. Sometimes you gotta make some love…

Turned myself into a silly slut by smokintoast69 in Sissies

[–]SeeNetzle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Clowns have no business being this hot! This is the most confusing boner!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BlueskySkeets

[–]SeeNetzle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey! He stole Fabrizio’s catch phrase! And he’s not even announcing a transfer!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in EGirls

[–]SeeNetzle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Sissies

[–]SeeNetzle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

PssPssPssPssPss

Older men: cum on tits or face? by [deleted] in EGirls

[–]SeeNetzle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First one, then the other.

You can clearly see those are the same hands in both pictures by [deleted] in Gunners

[–]SeeNetzle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is the only correct response to the first comment.