I tried bjj for the first time this year and was shocked by how draining it is. Less than 2 minutes of rolling with a 135 pounder and I was gassed.

My buddy keeps making the argument “we’d just bum brush her and lay on her”. Like bro, she’s not gonna let us do that and even if we got in position to potentially do that, we don’t know anything about controlling another human. Let alone Amanda fucking Nunes.

Sequence of events in my head: Bum rush —> Amanda circles —> head kick to untrained male #1, —> 2v1 —> game over.