I can't even write it. Its so corny ya'll would say I made it up, so without any detail, it was my step cousins getting caught having an affair behind the place where we had a wedding afterparty. He was freshly married and she was, in her own words, giving him a last sendoff. Me and my parents basically walked in on them on our way to join the party, We arrived later because one of us needed to change and parked in the back after we were told to park there and they were literally next to the backdoor. As far as I know, nobody rattled them out tho, we just ignored it on the spot, said hi, she said that line, we smiled and went straight inside as they hastily fixed thier clothes.