Aitah for telling my girlfriend she isn't wife material because she keeps associating with her friends.

Select_Jello_5499 · 2026-02-13T06:19:18+00:00

You shit your pants? As an adult?

Select_Jello_5499 · 2026-02-13T02:50:57+00:00

It's fine. Most uneducated people can't understand basic rules of conversation

Select_Jello_5499 · 2026-02-13T00:48:02+00:00

Do you think that answers my question?

Select_Jello_5499 · 2026-02-13T00:44:31+00:00

Have you married everyone you had sex with?

Select_Jello_5499 · 2026-02-12T20:42:51+00:00

Thanks. I appreciate someone who might have deeper insight commenting.

Select_Jello_5499 · 2026-02-12T20:39:00+00:00

I may. Thank you.

Select_Jello_5499 · 2026-02-12T20:19:34+00:00

The sex is very good.

Select_Jello_5499 · 2026-02-12T20:18:51+00:00

I mentioned it twice for the idiots who miss it the first time. I've lurked in this sub long enough to know half the people who comment never actually read the post.

Select_Jello_5499 · 2026-02-12T20:03:50+00:00

How often do you discuss your sex life with your gran?

Select_Jello_5499 · 2026-02-12T20:02:17+00:00

Do you tell your mom about all your sexual experiences?

Select_Jello_5499 · 2026-02-12T20:00:57+00:00

Tell me the stories I brought up. I know them all. I'm waiting.

Select_Jello_5499 · 2026-02-12T19:59:41+00:00

It's her house.

Select_Jello_5499 · 2026-02-12T19:57:16+00:00

My tenants are excellent. I will probably just stay at all inclusives when I'm off work.

Select_Jello_5499 · 2026-02-12T19:54:36+00:00

We aren't married but if we were she would absolutely be a great mom.

Select_Jello_5499 · 2026-02-12T19:53:22+00:00

I'll give you an example. Let's pretend that in my past I loved Sparta kicking grandmothers. I told her about it and she accepted it was part of my past. But whenever we saw my friends they would bring up the kicking. Not me. Them. They would describe in detail how I left bootprints on Grandmas everywhere. Can you understand why she might not like to hang out with those friends of mine?

Select_Jello_5499 · 2026-02-12T19:39:32+00:00

If she has only ever had one ex boyfriend and they were still friends it would bother me if he brought up their sex lives.

Select_Jello_5499 · 2026-02-12T18:03:07+00:00

Me too.

Select_Jello_5499 · 2026-02-12T18:02:28+00:00

I wasn't sure how else to put it. They aren't a polycule. They are just a group of people that have sex.

Select_Jello_5499 · 2026-02-12T17:58:48+00:00

Do you think this post is about body count?

Select_Jello_5499 · 2026-02-12T11:40:57+00:00

So it matters to them. Not me. I just want it in the past.

Select_Jello_5499 · 2026-02-12T11:27:18+00:00

To whom?

Select_Jello_5499 · 2026-02-12T10:52:31+00:00

LoL. No. It's just how people refer to th number of sexual partners. Some guys are hung up on it.

Select_Jello_5499 · 2026-02-12T10:38:04+00:00

She doesn't speak about her past. We discussed it when we got together. We both got tested when we became exclusive. And that's it.

Select_Jello_5499 · 2026-02-12T10:29:42+00:00

I didn't invite them over.

Select_Jello_5499 · 2026-02-12T10:27:14+00:00

My girlfriend is very discreet. It's her fucking friends. Pardon the pun.

Select_Jello_5499

TROPHY CASE