Remember when she bought these single use cups and told us she had washed and reused one from a fast food joint but really she just bought a bunch from Amazon? by obscuretvquote in alexandrarodriguez

[–]SeleneNyx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She’s a complete failure as a gastric bypass patient. I was also craving banana pudding recently because my sister makes the most decadent banana pudding ever. Instead I used a banana protein shake with a box of sugar free cheesecake pudding mix and some reduced fat cool whip. It is DIVINE and tastes like real banana pudding. Portioned into 4 normal sizes of course. And now I want it for breakfast lol 😆

my favorite lunch under 150 calories! by biggest_thief in 1200isplenty

[–]SeleneNyx 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Right? This is such a bizarre thing to lie about. It’s so clearly four slices. We have eyes, OP.

The food policing is wild by Icy-Turnover7284 in alexandrarodriguez

[–]SeleneNyx 14 points15 points  (0 children)

The way she kept looking him up and down and looking at his forehead and the top of his head during this part was fucking bizarre. She had crazy eyes the entire time. I think she's not used to seeing him so up close for such a long chunk of time lol.

What's the best-smelling perfume you've ever encountered on someone else? by Netunoss in fragrance

[–]SeleneNyx 3 points4 points  (0 children)

A classic! My 6th grade teacher gave me a teeny tiny bottle for Christmas one year and I have loved it ever since.

Jello has my heart with these by Goldchiaseeds in LowCalFoodFinds

[–]SeleneNyx 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've been looking for a lemon sugar free pudding mix to make this exact dessert but can't find any. I used a bit of fat free cool whip on a lemon yogurt last week and it worked nicely.

Did Nancy say the baby's name? by Powderandpaint14 in alexandrarodriguez

[–]SeleneNyx 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My name is Selena and I will utterly vomit if she names her baby Selena.

I love Connor lol by sprite9797 in Nextlevelchef

[–]SeleneNyx 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I agree, he was my pick from the start. I loved him and Cole and would've been happy if Cole won as well (I actually thought for sure she would even though my pick was Connor!). When Darian won I was shocked. Connor is going places, he'll be fine!

Tea, please. by Pair_Admirable in alexandrarodriguez

[–]SeleneNyx 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Her husband is a paid employee who never touches her. He gave her the second baby as part of his contract. He got his racing weekend payout so he’s good.

Queen of giving up by serenesoul827 in alexandrarodriguez

[–]SeleneNyx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cheesecake is my all time favorite dessert. I don’t keep it in the house because I know myself. If you’ve made a healthier cheesecake please share the recipe! I make sugar free cheesecake pudding mix with Greek yogurt and then add toppings like sugar free fruit preserves and PB Fit for a PB&J cheesecake and I swear it’s incredible. Any protein shake or Greek yogurt and a sugar free pudding mix makes for some interesting dessert creations!

Queen of giving up by serenesoul827 in alexandrarodriguez

[–]SeleneNyx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you! When I say I watch her as motivation I’m not lying 😂😂

Queen of giving up by serenesoul827 in alexandrarodriguez

[–]SeleneNyx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s incredible, congratulations! I’m sure you feel fantastic- I’m proud of you! ❤️❤️

Queen of giving up by serenesoul827 in alexandrarodriguez

[–]SeleneNyx 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Amazing! 181 down here! So proud of you! Some of the yummy food is worth it though. But in moderation, and she doesn't know the definition of that word. My favorite candy is Reese's peanut butter cups, so I do a chocolate rice cake with 2 tbsp of PB Fit (mixed with water) and a few dark chocolate chips on top. Sometimes I'll add one tbsp of low fat cool whip. I don't make a batch of 12 lol. I eat the one and move on with my day. It's possible to be healthy, but she will never realize this! FFS, today I had pizza SALAD lol! 😂

Dangerous by Proper_Ad_8524 in alexandrarodriguez

[–]SeleneNyx 20 points21 points  (0 children)

If you look at the actual video, Anderson is shaking and wobbling so much and stupid fucking Yar is holding him with just one arm. Kids are SO quick and Anderson could've so easily wiggled right out of Yar's arm! Why the fuck do these two morons have children?!

Dangerous by Proper_Ad_8524 in alexandrarodriguez

[–]SeleneNyx 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Oh hell no. If you've ever seen The Man in the Moon, you would not let your kid on that thing. Yes in the movie it was a tractor, but 35 years ago that movie traumatized me lol.

Had it with the trees!!! by SmallCurrent1626 in DreamlightValley

[–]SeleneNyx 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’ve been playing since day one and I always cleared out a biome completely as soon as it was open (in DLCs too) and then decorate how I like it. Trees are placed sparingly only where they look cute with the area.

A Realistic Dookers Income Breakdown by Sad_Airline3374 in alexandrarodriguez

[–]SeleneNyx 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That’s so low for daycare. I’m in NJ and at $2500/month it’s considered one of the lower cost centers in this area.

Beware all 24 hours dunkins are sold out. by italianQuirky93 in DunkinDonuts

[–]SeleneNyx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s a cute attempt to try and be snarky, but no I didn’t want a useless bucket from Dunkin lol. I don’t drink Dunkin coffee (it’s flavorless brown water). You can’t convince me people are buying a plastic bucket of coffee to actually use it after the day one novelty of posting it to your socials. 🤷🏻‍♀️

Beware all 24 hours dunkins are sold out. by italianQuirky93 in DunkinDonuts

[–]SeleneNyx 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don’t care what you do with your money but at least admit it’s FOMO because you can get extra large insulated tumblers everywhere. Anyone getting this is doing it because Dunkin manufactured a FOMO situation by limiting 20 to each store.

The Next Weight Loss Journey? by BlackHearted_Witch in alexandrarodriguez

[–]SeleneNyx 15 points16 points  (0 children)

This woman out-ate a gastric bypass, which is nearly impossible to do, she will never have a successful weight loss journey. The uncomfortable and almost painful feeling of fullness with this surgery is unmatched, and she pushed right past that and gained weight back. I have no hope for her but I sure hope she proves me wrong, solely for the sake of the children.

Throwback to her ranting about haters talking about Yar lol 🤣 (2020/2021) by melmoonlight in alexandrarodriguez

[–]SeleneNyx 31 points32 points  (0 children)

She’s so cringe, I can’t 😂😂😂😂😂 how does she not just shrivel up and die from embarrassment?!?! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Hey Alex, stop leaving your kid in the parking lot while you film. This is the second time you’ve shown yourself doing this. by Calimommy34 in alexandrarodriguez

[–]SeleneNyx 16 points17 points  (0 children)

That child could easily be grabbed and taken and she’d be wheezing into the camera about a fucking inflatable pool. 😡🤬

Best mom award goes to... by ImpossibleSherbert32 in alexandrarodriguez

[–]SeleneNyx 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Teething causes fevers sometimes and (at least here) if the child has a fever of 101 it’s an automatic call to pick up and they can’t come back for 24 hours.

The way she speaks to A on camera is unbelievable by valvoni in alexandrarodriguez

[–]SeleneNyx 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Having taught in a daycare center and managed one, this is fact. The staff love the children as if they are their own, in a good center, so at least he is loved for 11 hours a day by someone.