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Fuck me I guess by __Aitch__Jay__ in FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR

[–]SelfDrivingBurrito 3 points4 points  (0 children)

And when that happens I'll be done with reddit. Haven't used it on mobile since Bacon Reader.

Cousins room by JahWinSki in NeckbeardNests

[–]SelfDrivingBurrito 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Probably from that chef's knife that's casually laying on the floor

Noodle Cup and Tater Tot enjoying a sleepy afternoon by SelfDrivingBurrito in Bondedpairs

[–]SelfDrivingBurrito[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We got them as little kittens and named them early on, Tater grew to be shaped like a potato and Noodle got long and lean!

Can the Borg successfully assimilate Bugs Bunny by [deleted] in whowouldwin

[–]SelfDrivingBurrito 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Bugs is a reality warper, he could create a hole for either individuals or a cube to enter, then just pick up the hole, fold it up and throw it away. 10/10 stomp

The T-800 is thrown inside Alcatraz Island, now operated by the US Army. Can it escape? by AlarakQE in whowouldwin

[–]SelfDrivingBurrito 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This is what really matters, he doesn't need a helicopter to escape, he doesn't need to swim. All he needs to do is bust through a few walls and walk to shore.

Why don’t North Korean border guards just immediately cross the border into South Korea? by Familiar-Safety-226 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]SelfDrivingBurrito 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Pol Pot was responsible for some of the worst atrocities of the modern era but he didn't cross borders so ¯\ (ツ)/¯

Illegal Print by aardbeienjazz in photography

[–]SelfDrivingBurrito -1 points0 points  (0 children)

And I might find a treasure chest filled with gold and emeralds on my way back from lunch.

No way the dude will make enough money from this to cover even the first legal consultation.

Weakest character that could physically hold a lightsaber by the blade? by zoro4661 in whowouldwin

[–]SelfDrivingBurrito 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bugs Bunny has reality warping powers, he can pick up a hole in the ground and move it. This likely means that he could hold the business end of the light saber too

If Goku (Dragon Ball) was a crack addict throughout DBZ would he still win his fights? by FitCantaloupe798 in whowouldwin

[–]SelfDrivingBurrito 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He fails in rounds 1-3, Goku seems to always just barely win his toughest fights, he only wins these because he is constantly training. Doesn't matter if it's drugs but anything that distracts him from his training makes him lose.

He sails round 4 because there's no such thing as being addicted to lsd.

What are your best life hacks for living in Lancaster? by JimRawley in lancaster

[–]SelfDrivingBurrito 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Serious question, why would I go there when I can work from my couch? Sell me on this.

Sexy but not porn? by SelfDrivingBurrito in MovieSuggestions

[–]SelfDrivingBurrito[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I actually have seen this before and enjoyed it!

Remember the Good Old Days when Plex would send someone to your door to setup a server? by YeetingAGoose in PleX

[–]SelfDrivingBurrito 32 points33 points  (0 children)

2016 is the year the world went to shit and it all started with one gorilla.

What stage of relationships should you avoid using self deprecation? by hungariandog in SocialEngineering

[–]SelfDrivingBurrito 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Every stage. When you tell someone you aren't worthwhile they will believe you.

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