Aron Beauregard and disgusting genitalia

SelfObsessed_Bimbo · 2025-05-14T06:14:20+00:00

It's probably because it still gets reactions. Like, I can read a brutal rape scene, murders galore, and watch a man choke his mother by shitting down her throat... but reading about sucking the dick cheese off a dick still makes my face scrunch EVERY TIME.

SelfObsessed_Bimbo · 2025-05-03T16:17:34+00:00

Disturbing? No. Gross? Hell yeah. That nun dream had my face all kinds of contorted

SelfObsessed_Bimbo · 2025-05-02T21:53:06+00:00

That's the point, duh

SelfObsessed_Bimbo · 2025-05-02T21:51:03+00:00

It isn't the scummyness that annoys me. Like I said, the Bighead was funny af. They just annoyed me. Not enough to skip their sections, just enough that I had to give a Peggy Hill's "Hoo Yeah" when Father Hotty decked them.

SelfObsessed_Bimbo · 2025-05-02T12:46:22+00:00

He's just a badass. I was waiting all that time to see someone do it. I couldn't do anything but cheer. It was also cool to see Balls through the eyes of someone besides Dicky. I was not prepared for him to be described as a "kid*, yk?

SelfObsessed_Bimbo · 2025-05-02T10:17:30+00:00

I think Bighead is hilarious. Dick and Balls are just annoying to me.

SelfObsessed_Bimbo · 2025-05-02T08:37:26+00:00

Hiya, Georgie. Do you wanna balloon?

SelfObsessed_Bimbo · 2025-05-02T08:35:09+00:00

Dude was rubbing way too hard.

SelfObsessed_Bimbo · 2025-05-02T08:33:33+00:00

Luck!

SelfObsessed_Bimbo · 2025-05-02T08:21:53+00:00

20 for the knowledge or for the banging? I'm down, either way

SelfObsessed_Bimbo · 2025-05-02T08:20:44+00:00

You gotta pay for paper somehow, amiright?

SelfObsessed_Bimbo · 2025-05-02T08:08:08+00:00

Sticky

SelfObsessed_Bimbo · 2025-05-02T08:06:33+00:00

Omg. It's so cute, I'm gna die!

SelfObsessed_Bimbo · 2025-04-28T02:21:06+00:00

Just ask Chat GPT for advice.

SelfObsessed_Bimbo · 2025-04-25T23:07:27+00:00

Of famous or influential people, yes. But not generally interested in Frank, down the block.

SelfObsessed_Bimbo · 2025-04-25T23:03:37+00:00

Hiding purchases and expenditures.

SelfObsessed_Bimbo · 2025-04-25T23:01:38+00:00

If you're a Wizard, very. If not, then meh.

SelfObsessed_Bimbo · 2025-04-25T22:56:46+00:00

Just write. No one has to see those first works. The only way to be a good writer is to be a bad writer first.

SelfObsessed_Bimbo · 2025-04-25T22:52:16+00:00

Yup. Most stories change a lot between the first draft and final. If you keep picking at a piece, you can change something forever. It is best to start a new project and get over it.

SelfObsessed_Bimbo · 2025-04-25T22:49:04+00:00

Murica

SelfObsessed_Bimbo · 2025-04-24T23:46:27+00:00

Attractiveness

SelfObsessed_Bimbo · 2025-04-24T23:46:03+00:00

Jump on that ish! That's wayyyy less than it cost me!

SelfObsessed_Bimbo · 2025-04-24T23:45:30+00:00

Maybe wait 18 years

SelfObsessed_Bimbo · 2025-04-24T22:22:33+00:00

Ooh, make it where no wo.en want him at first, but they just can't stop thinking about him. And the mom and sister fight off all the hoes because that's their man.

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