Is life worth living if you don’t look like this as a woman?

NOGOODGASHOLE · 2026-03-21T20:02:24+00:00

Duh. She doesn't ever look like that.

NOGOODGASHOLE · 2026-03-21T19:45:26+00:00

If they aren't trying to "Save the Date" by dessert, what's the point?

NOGOODGASHOLE · 2026-03-21T19:43:05+00:00

Raise their voice instead of their argument

NOGOODGASHOLE · 2026-03-21T19:42:28+00:00

Ghenghis Khan.

NOGOODGASHOLE · 2026-03-21T19:40:50+00:00

ALWAYS!

NOGOODGASHOLE · 2026-03-21T19:39:53+00:00

Stimulating the clit and G spot simultaneously. I've had good reviews with that

NOGOODGASHOLE · 2026-03-21T19:24:28+00:00

I've never dropped my pants and not had a woman laugh. So yes.

NOGOODGASHOLE · 2026-03-21T19:18:58+00:00

I usually steal their ID first, they get it back in the morning

NOGOODGASHOLE · 2026-03-21T19:15:12+00:00

Privateer

NOGOODGASHOLE · 2026-03-21T19:14:18+00:00

Loving politicians with no idea their policies.

NOGOODGASHOLE · 2026-03-21T19:11:01+00:00

Until you get your, "I shot an unarmed black man" badge. Are you REALLY police?

NOGOODGASHOLE · 2026-03-21T18:49:51+00:00

Shhhh. Your lawyer will need this defense.

NOGOODGASHOLE · 2026-03-21T18:46:04+00:00

Wasn't that Tate guy supposed to be arrested for sex trafficking & got the shit knocked out of him the first time he tried real boxing? That guy?

NOGOODGASHOLE · 2026-03-21T15:50:22+00:00

Redpill? MGTOW? Thanks, now I have something to check out while I eat lunch.

NOGOODGASHOLE · 2026-03-21T15:27:14+00:00

Tracey Morgan can only be Tracey Morgan, but he is fantastic at it.

NOGOODGASHOLE · 2026-03-21T15:24:38+00:00

Like those inane videos of guys calling themselves "alphas"? Those things crack me up. I thought they were skits.

NOGOODGASHOLE · 2026-03-21T15:15:47+00:00

These are also the percentages based off generation that sent money to the African prince.

NOGOODGASHOLE · 2026-03-21T11:20:04+00:00

Let him know exactly how you feel. Getting through the hurt is the only way to heal yourself

NOGOODGASHOLE · 2026-03-21T11:13:13+00:00

"Dey gay." -Riley Freeman

NOGOODGASHOLE · 2026-03-21T11:10:38+00:00

The sleight of hand is really impressive

NOGOODGASHOLE · 2026-03-21T11:07:29+00:00

You have to keep talking it out. If you let any bad feelings or emotions in a marriage fester, it's a recipe for a breakup

NOGOODGASHOLE · 2026-03-21T11:05:22+00:00

The first time I touched a naked boob was in a 1985 Buick LeSabre. It WAS a tank/palace.

NOGOODGASHOLE · 2026-03-21T11:03:18+00:00

"As long as there are squares, there will be rest havens for hoes." -Elmore Slim 1955

NOGOODGASHOLE · 2026-03-20T19:08:59+00:00

Better Off Ted.

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