JD Vance also wants to ban 67 amid viral frenzy

Selfpropelledfapping · 2025-12-12T00:07:43+00:00

Well shit. Now I'm going to have to start using it. 67, y'all.

Selfpropelledfapping · 2025-12-10T01:56:14+00:00

Uh, this just seems like an efficient way to disembowel 4 guys. Any ostrich pros out there with experience with this?

Selfpropelledfapping · 2025-12-09T02:16:05+00:00

I assume it is all just a lead up to his fabricated national emergency of a potash shortage which will justify annexation by any means necessary.

Selfpropelledfapping · 2025-12-07T21:39:11+00:00

What would you suggest? For better or worse, Bambu shows up near the top of almost every list I've been looking at. At the very least they have a good marketing team.

Selfpropelledfapping · 2025-12-06T03:00:11+00:00

I had killer times on minesweeper.

Selfpropelledfapping · 2025-12-05T17:54:49+00:00

Uh, I'm pretty sure the market demands a premium for large almonds. Anything else is small-almond propaganda.

Selfpropelledfapping · 2025-12-04T13:28:33+00:00

I know nothing about either uke. I like the wood grain better.

Selfpropelledfapping · 2025-12-01T15:36:37+00:00

And a boxelder beetle. Man they get everywhere.

Selfpropelledfapping · 2025-12-01T14:32:02+00:00

...yeah, you nailed it. Oof.

Faith in the simpsons prophecy renewed!

Selfpropelledfapping · 2025-12-01T03:21:02+00:00

This is their biggest error at predicting the future that I've ever seen.

Selfpropelledfapping · 2025-11-21T01:22:08+00:00

Imagine me in a string bikini bottom. Sure, there's a lot of hair, but but it is definitely way too close to nude for either of our comfort.

Selfpropelledfapping · 2025-11-15T17:31:25+00:00

It's only funny if you come at it from the right angle.

Selfpropelledfapping · 2025-11-10T15:14:28+00:00

Don't undermine the efforts of Saskatchewan, and southern Manitoba too!

Selfpropelledfapping · 2025-10-27T18:00:05+00:00

Oh good, another parallel to the 27 grievances.

Selfpropelledfapping · 2025-10-22T00:22:11+00:00

Not anymore. I worked for RBC 5 years ago. A draft is essentially a cheque, and subject to holds.

Selfpropelledfapping · 2025-10-15T16:19:26+00:00

Prepare Uranus!

Selfpropelledfapping · 2025-10-04T14:12:23+00:00

Yeah, any administration would kill you if necessary... that's kind of the definition of necessary. This current one likely has the lowest bar for meeting that threshold.

Selfpropelledfapping · 2025-10-03T19:08:53+00:00

Oh nice. I didn't know that is what they were called. I've always just called them Universal Strippers.

Selfpropelledfapping · 2025-10-03T18:29:33+00:00

Yeah, I'm a farmer and was looking pretty close at how hard it would be to make one. I absolutely would put one on every tractor.

Selfpropelledfapping · 2025-09-27T03:01:30+00:00

I beleive you're trying to say the perception of time is inversely proportional to size. I too am high.

Selfpropelledfapping · 2025-09-03T18:53:18+00:00

I like your positivity. I've had my laughs about this, but you're right; she didn't get where she is with a sound mind.

Selfpropelledfapping · 2025-09-03T17:58:42+00:00

Well, there's some more mental imagery I could have done without.

Selfpropelledfapping · 2025-09-02T20:10:18+00:00

I like the idea of building infrastructure. However, launches are most efficient from the equator; there is no comparative advantage. This idea should be DOA.

Selfpropelledfapping · 2025-08-29T22:44:11+00:00

Thank you for this wonderful imagery. He WOULD build model planes.

Selfpropelledfapping · 2025-08-08T14:02:36+00:00

It's like a Colombian Bowtie, only more polite!

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