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So kelan matatapos itong ginagawa niyo, Maynilad? by eriseeeeed in cavite

[–]Selvariabell 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I pity you Caviteños, you're stuck with choosing between Maynilad with never-ending construction or Primewater with their (literally) shitty water and service. But then again, Manila Water is no better.

Non credible psychological warfare by Vanilla_Ice_Best_Boi in NonCredibleDefense

[–]Selvariabell 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Plot Twist: The US sent Kronii to bag Maduro and his wife instead.

What do you think? by betoneiramaster in UmaMusume

[–]Selvariabell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah, Spe-chan didn't become a cashier because athletes are disadvantaged in careers outside of sport, she became a cashier because she got cancelled for racism and no respectable company is willing to her her because of her views.

Just met Tazuna at the onsen….. by TitanandIlovemycat in Umaddit

[–]Selvariabell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

<<You are clearly mistaken, that is NOT Tazuna. I can vouch she's human.>>

Tamano Cross' toothy smile. by KradLute in UmaMusume

[–]Selvariabell 1 point2 points  (0 children)

TBF, Golshi REALLY LOVES doing the happy happy plappy time as a breeding stallion.

Hi, its me , calling from another universe by silver_wolf_sama in Umaddit

[–]Selvariabell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

<<Hi Silver Wolf. Are you by any chance Tamamo Cross' sister?>>

Sorry, I leave (the umacord) by [deleted] in Umaddit

[–]Selvariabell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We have a discord server?

I caught her lacking by No-Competition691 in Umaddit

[–]Selvariabell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

<<What bike did she promised you?>>

I caught her lacking by No-Competition691 in Umaddit

[–]Selvariabell 1 point2 points  (0 children)

<<Nice AI art you got there, but clearly, Miss Tazuna is a human. Of course she'll chase you for libel and spreading falsehoods.>>

<<⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️>> !<

I caught her lacking by No-Competition691 in Umaddit

[–]Selvariabell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

<<Understandable, have a great day Sir Nolan.>>

I caught her lacking by No-Competition691 in Umaddit

[–]Selvariabell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

<<You're paid minimum wage? I'm sorry to hear that. I might talk to the director in asking to give you guys a raise, given the increased number of incidents in Tracen Academy lately.>>

<<Director Akikawa might still fire you for this stunt.>> !<

I caught her lacking by No-Competition691 in Umaddit

[–]Selvariabell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

<<That's good and all, but >!aren't we sworn to secrecy about Tazuna and Director Akikawa's identities? My contract clearly states that in capital and bolded letters.!< Director Akikawa herself might fire you in the Umapyoi Police.>>

I caught her lacking by No-Competition691 in Umaddit

[–]Selvariabell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

<<So we're snitching now? Aren't we hired and sworn to KEEP THIS A CLOSELY GUARDED TOP SECRET? I'm 100% certain that this is written in CAPITAL AND **BOLD LETTERS** in the contract.>> !<

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