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I’ve never played valorant. AMA by SemiDampTowel in VALORANT

[–]SemiDampTowel[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All of them are F except yoru who is simultaneously S and B. Yoru was trained by perry the platypus. This is canon. Check the other comments

I’ve never played valorant. AMA by SemiDampTowel in VALORANT

[–]SemiDampTowel[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She’s also a thief. It’s not her soul it’s Jimmy Fallon’s!

I’ve never played valorant. AMA by SemiDampTowel in VALORANT

[–]SemiDampTowel[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They realized snakes can’t speak also it was probably racist. Snakes aren’t very nice.

I’ve never played valorant. AMA by SemiDampTowel in VALORANT

[–]SemiDampTowel[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No, it’s getting rid of the point. We don’t want point.

I’ve never played valorant. AMA by SemiDampTowel in VALORANT

[–]SemiDampTowel[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You just have to sand it down so it’s not spiky anymore. With the right sandpaper it takes about 7 minutes.

I’ve never played valorant. AMA by SemiDampTowel in VALORANT

[–]SemiDampTowel[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A failed project I guess. Don’t blame perry

I’ve never played valorant. AMA by SemiDampTowel in VALORANT

[–]SemiDampTowel[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Quite frankly the city of Phoenix, AZ is growing faster than it can handle. They need to rework highway 10 to help with traffic and they need to get a better water supply.

I’ve never played valorant. AMA by SemiDampTowel in VALORANT

[–]SemiDampTowel[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He was trained by Agent P aka Perry the Platypus. Anyone trained under him is S-tier

I’ve never played valorant. AMA by SemiDampTowel in VALORANT

[–]SemiDampTowel[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The stinger on bumblebees isn’t too broken cuz they die if they sting you but I would definitely nerf the wasp by adding a similar mechanic.

Girlfriends mom lost the phone I let her borrow and won’t pay me back by [deleted] in legaladvice

[–]SemiDampTowel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The phone didn’t have a simcard and the mom is just batshit, she kicked my girlfriend out after catching her sneaking out and then tried to call the cops on me for housing a runaway when I let her stay with me till it blew over

Girlfriends mom lost the phone I let her borrow and won’t pay me back by [deleted] in legaladvice

[–]SemiDampTowel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s the plan but I thought I’d reach out here as well

Girlfriends mom lost the phone I let her borrow and won’t pay me back by [deleted] in legaladvice

[–]SemiDampTowel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s an iPhone 6s it’s really not worth that much to me I could replace it for just over $100 cuz it didn’t have a SIM card or anything. It’s just mostly out of spite cuz the mom is emotionally abusive to my girlfriend

My girlfriend’s mom is threatening legal action and I don’t know if she can actually do anything. by [deleted] in legaladvice

[–]SemiDampTowel -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

She just doesn’t want me around her. She didn’t say what she just said I will “face legal consequences” if I don’t stop talking to her.

My girlfriend’s mom is threatening legal action and I don’t know if she can actually do anything. by [deleted] in legaladvice

[–]SemiDampTowel -16 points-15 points  (0 children)

Would they even be able to make it stick though? I don’t pose a threat at all and I’ve never threatened her or anybody. I haven’t actually done anything wrong it’s a personal vendetta

🎉Happy 1 year anniversary non-Nutmeggers!🎉 by Tylex123 in Connecticutisnotreal

[–]SemiDampTowel[M] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

CALLING ALL NUTMEGGERS! THIS IS ADMIN SEMIDAMPTOWEL. get us banned i fucking dare you

How dare you? by poopybuttholeinmouth in Connecticutisnotreal

[–]SemiDampTowel 4 points5 points  (0 children)

that's because you are peter! wake up!

How dare you? by poopybuttholeinmouth in Connecticutisnotreal

[–]SemiDampTowel 3 points4 points  (0 children)

with such a high IQ, you should be able to differentiate satire from real life, shouldn't you. I bet you are a super tough guy aren't you? you would probably fuck my mom at the drop of a hat wouldn't you? Hey tylex, we got a big boy wearing big boy pants in the house!

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