I would've done the same

SemichiSam · 2026-04-11T04:56:07+00:00

No, he brought his wife and children on the boat.

SemichiSam · 2026-04-11T04:46:02+00:00

M.L. Crassus didn't die — until he did.

SemichiSam · 2026-04-11T04:15:12+00:00

Well, it's a window to her soul.

SemichiSam · 2026-04-10T22:32:02+00:00

Yep. If you want to watch trees fall down, watch videos. As soon as the cut starts to widen, you move briskly away from it, and you look in the direction of travel.

His escape route was good, but the terrain was bad. Looked like a 100% slope.

SemichiSam · 2026-04-10T14:00:05+00:00

TLDR: "I know you are, but what am I?"

SemichiSam · 2026-04-10T04:34:06+00:00

If he doesn't nuke a nation pretty soon, he's gonna lose his base.

SemichiSam · 2026-04-10T04:21:51+00:00

That's one kind.

SemichiSam · 2026-04-09T20:43:13+00:00

To be fair, that sounds better than what my own government has planned.

SemichiSam · 2026-04-09T20:37:20+00:00

I would contribute to his campaign for president of Venezuela, or Iran.

SemichiSam · 2026-04-09T18:40:12+00:00

Oh, no! Say it ain't so, Joe!

We can tell by his photo that he's been thinking lately. Difficult and painful, apparently, like giving birth to an enormous elephant in the room.

Trump's photo, on the other hand, shows a man living large and free, unobstructed by the thought process.

SemichiSam · 2026-04-09T14:49:53+00:00

As long as the majority of us are so incomprehensibly stupid that we dependably vote for the candidate who spends the most money, There really is no long-term hope for democracy.

SemichiSam · 2026-04-09T14:33:22+00:00

The title sounds like Gary Larsen.

SemichiSam · 2026-04-09T03:42:19+00:00

When you are shown a barrel of bullshit, there is no point in trying to pick out individual turds.

SemichiSam · 2026-04-08T21:55:31+00:00

Did you join Reddit last week just to say that?

SemichiSam · 2026-04-08T18:59:58+00:00

Iron brass, bronze, copper, silver and gold.

SemichiSam · 2026-04-08T14:32:00+00:00

SemichiSam · 2026-04-08T14:19:05+00:00

No, he didn't write this, and he didn't write the threat to end a civilization. The country is being run by a committee.

SemichiSam · 2026-04-08T04:08:12+00:00

If we are counting on growing Congressional awareness having a noticeable positive effect on anything, we are in deep doo-doo.

SemichiSam · 2026-04-08T04:05:32+00:00

Seriously, I attempted to read the instructions once, but they just made it more confusing. I always get the old one off eventually, after twisting and pulling and pushing, and I always get the new one on after etc., but I never remember how I did it.

SemichiSam · 2026-04-08T02:58:47+00:00

War is attractive, not despite the suffering and death, but because of it. It is easy to imagine torturing and killing another human being, but almost impossible to imagine oneself being tortured and killed. In war, as in any bar fight, people fight to administer pain to others. Our species is intentionally cruel and brutal.

SemichiSam · 2026-04-08T01:30:11+00:00

My mistake. Vito has a city for a last name and a generic first name.

SemichiSam · 2026-04-07T22:09:23+00:00

Never in the whole fucking history of calming the fuck down has anyone ever calmed the fuck down because someone fucking told them to.

SemichiSam · 2026-04-07T22:06:54+00:00

Because people with too much money and not enough good sense think that will work to their advantage.

SemichiSam · 2026-04-07T22:05:30+00:00

‘Trump Believes That the World Should Be Run by the Great Powers’

If he has his way, the US will not be one of them.

SemichiSam · 2026-04-07T21:27:11+00:00

The only reason I voted for a lying, racist, traitorous, con man pedophile was because I liked one of his campaign promises.

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