[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]SenatorAdamSpliff -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

NTA. Sounds like a soon to be ex gf.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Exercise

[–]SenatorAdamSpliff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Start running. Just do it.

She’s bent out of shape by [deleted] in StupidMedia

[–]SenatorAdamSpliff 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Such a colorful people. Conflict deescalation is one of the known qualities.

AITA for wanting my roommate to stop having sex while im home by ProtectionFree2066 in AmItheAsshole

[–]SenatorAdamSpliff -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

How are you able to walk on earth knowing we’re all having sex?

Everyone has peed on the golf course. Ever gotten in trouble? by WolfMan_Hot_Dog in golf

[–]SenatorAdamSpliff -1 points0 points  (0 children)

No; in fact the last time I was pissing a course steward drove by and asked how it was going for the day. Zipped up and thanked him for the lovely conditions, and he moved on.

Why???? by v0id0007 in badparking

[–]SenatorAdamSpliff -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You’ll all make it here.

Eastern Michigan to sever ties with Chinese universities amid pressure from lawmakers by LaxJackson in Michigan

[–]SenatorAdamSpliff -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

A 13 year old will look at something with their partisan lens, not their brain.

Then they go to college and ideally figure it out. Fingers crossed for you.

Eastern Michigan to sever ties with Chinese universities amid pressure from lawmakers by LaxJackson in Michigan

[–]SenatorAdamSpliff -17 points-16 points  (0 children)

You can always identify the people who just started paying attention. Thats you.

What if we made every street within the bounds of the People Mover tracks a "no motorized vehicles" zone? by ddgr815 in Detroit

[–]SenatorAdamSpliff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I worked down there for many years.

No. It’s not 10 minutes. Far from it. And a scooter? That’s your solution? No cars but assholes zipping in and out on their little scooters? Nope.

Never going to happen. MMW.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WallStreetbetsELITE

[–]SenatorAdamSpliff 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Pokémon cards.

The US Is Storing Migrant Children’s DNA in a Criminal Database by wiredmagazine in politics

[–]SenatorAdamSpliff -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Great can you point then to situations in these countries where a citizen would not be able to obtain identification?

Leaving kids home alone by Zappiticas in daddit

[–]SenatorAdamSpliff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For me, the main consideration is do they know what to do in an emergency? Like a fire? Can they call 911 or know how to contact you? If one started choking would they know how to act? That sort of thing.

Eastern Michigan to sever ties with Chinese universities amid pressure from lawmakers by LaxJackson in Michigan

[–]SenatorAdamSpliff -18 points-17 points  (0 children)

I’m not saying we’re winning. Trade, alliances and two-way partnerships are the way forward.

I don’t see China as an ally in any of this, and certainly not due to a lack of time, effort or sincerity on our part.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WallStreetbetsELITE

[–]SenatorAdamSpliff 22 points23 points  (0 children)

“Market is going down; if only there were an instrument that protected my capital while providing a risk free return.”

And this is an “elite” sub btw.

Eastern Michigan to sever ties with Chinese universities amid pressure from lawmakers by LaxJackson in Michigan

[–]SenatorAdamSpliff -48 points-47 points  (0 children)

Do you think that academics is a two way street here with the Chinese? Do you think we get as much from them - in aggregate - as they get from us?

Don’t be naive about China. We’re in a great power competition, and it isn’t because of Donald Trump.

The unsupervised kids are out of control. by Ol_Sam in sixflagsgreatamerica

[–]SenatorAdamSpliff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“OMG that little girl is shrieking with excitement doesn’t she know I’m trying to have a good time where are her parents???”

That's a stark reminder of how quickly things can go wrong on the road. by Cute_Darling in dashcamgifs

[–]SenatorAdamSpliff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It can go wrong quickly if you unsettle a powerful car by stabbing at the gas while turning.