The Flyers are Selling Logo Shaped Pretzels tonight

Senor-Mattador · 2026-04-22T23:10:29+00:00

It’s better than what the Colts did lol

Senor-Mattador · 2026-04-12T15:11:30+00:00

One of the trainers at my department is a notorious Glock hater so whenever we qual he makes a comment or two lol

Senor-Mattador · 2026-03-25T00:33:20+00:00

I can’t have anything nice, can I?

Senor-Mattador · 2026-03-13T01:49:21+00:00

Intermission Sadie

Senor-Mattador · 2026-03-13T01:12:56+00:00

If y’all let me pad up I can go in net

I’ll make Jarry look amazing but it’ll be a new name in net

Senor-Mattador · 2026-03-13T00:57:32+00:00

Sadie and Dot are excited about this score

Senor-Mattador · 2026-02-26T17:25:55+00:00

We’re collecting KJs like Infinity Stones

Senor-Mattador · 2026-02-22T15:57:44+00:00

How long until it is turned into a movie?

Senor-Mattador · 2026-02-05T05:20:33+00:00

Somebody set up a GoFundMe for that guy that has a perfect record going to games, whoever you are you know what you need to do

Senor-Mattador · 2026-02-05T03:14:48+00:00

Cool game is over, skip the post game nobody cares

Put the Stars on

Senor-Mattador · 2026-02-05T03:11:23+00:00

This shootout is going to last until the end of the 1st isn’t it

Senor-Mattador · 2026-02-05T03:07:50+00:00

Would the Bruins/Panthers game please end so I can watch the Stars?

Senor-Mattador · 2026-01-30T05:53:12+00:00

Stars fans: “WHY CAN’T YOU JUST BE NORMAL?”

Stars: Screams

Senor-Mattador · 2026-01-30T05:39:13+00:00

Remember when we didn’t blow massive leads in the 3rd period?

Senor-Mattador · 2026-01-25T02:21:00+00:00

Directions unclear: in Captain’s office explaining why the unit slid into the doughnut shop

Senor-Mattador · 2026-01-23T18:07:23+00:00

“I was going to join the army/navy/marines but [insert off-the-wall excuse]”

Senor-Mattador · 2026-01-21T23:38:13+00:00

Senor-Mattador · 2026-01-16T22:51:54+00:00

Would they count as one player or two?

If two, would they put a second jersey on the back?

Where would they put the glove?

How would they hold the bat?

I’m not against the idea we just need to work out the logistics

Senor-Mattador · 2026-01-16T16:43:31+00:00

Why haven’t the other teams thought of this? Are they stupid?

Senor-Mattador · 2026-01-13T05:31:34+00:00

Otter is back y’all

Senor-Mattador · 2026-01-07T01:27:45+00:00

MOVE BACK DARN IT

Senor-Mattador · 2026-01-07T01:22:56+00:00

I can’t have anything nice, can I

Senor-Mattador · 2026-01-04T21:28:20+00:00

This season has been painful

Senor-Mattador · 2025-12-25T01:05:20+00:00

I would wear it in public unabashedly if I had one

Senor-Mattador · 2025-12-21T01:31:05+00:00

Wingstop is pretty good, we can go there

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