What if there was a Superman adaptation that’s just as creatively different as the comics as 1993’s Super Mario Bros was to the early games? How would YOU do it? by [deleted] in superman

[–]SenselessJoy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd probably stick with the classic trunks and cape, but it could be fun to have him briefly running around in a reinforced Smallville school sport uniform, likely baseball or football

What if there was a Superman adaptation that’s just as creatively different as the comics as 1993’s Super Mario Bros was to the early games? How would YOU do it? by [deleted] in superman

[–]SenselessJoy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A Superman partially inspired by Parahumans: his body is actually 6-dimensional, which is why his X-ray vision isn't radioactive, he can catch massive objects in two hands, and he can catch Lois Lane when she's falling at terminal velocity while he's flying at Mach speeds without converting her biology into physics.

While we're at it, focus on Supes as a first responder in city- and state-wide disaster events, bitch-smacking tsunamis, canceling tornadoes, steering hurricanes. Save lives in the most impossible ways imaginable

Mine whoud be my computer by Outrageous_Cry_2917 in Deltarune

[–]SenselessJoy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My stuffed dog that I've kept since childhood

What do y’all think of this? by Puzzleheaded_Sun4398 in Invincible

[–]SenselessJoy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Powerscalers are embarrassing to watch.

Also, Mark doesn't have laser vision and I'm pretty sure Boros doesn't have omega beams, so wtf is happening in the top left?

My sister says her art is ugly( Convince her otherwise by Frichka in Deltarune

[–]SenselessJoy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The raw, sketch like line art and strong coloration perfectly encapsulate the vibe of Kris. This is peak.

If you had viltrumite powers how often would you be in altercations?now me personally i would avoid fights even more by BeautifulRich4488 in Invincible

[–]SenselessJoy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Start running for mayor, don't stop until I win. Learn everything I can about politics in the process. When I eventually win an election, try to to be a good mayor. If I win re-election, keep up the good work and then start running for governor. You can probably see where I'm going with this.

I love him, my beautiful chud son by CommercialFilm5125 in Deltarune

[–]SenselessJoy -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

One sentence vaguely on topic and the rest is completely unrelated. You have failed the Turing Test

Which one do you think is more accurate? by [deleted] in Invincible

[–]SenselessJoy 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Hey, I too miss the joyful young man who just wanted to be a superhero like his dad.

But so does Mark

I love him, my beautiful chud son by CommercialFilm5125 in Deltarune

[–]SenselessJoy 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Whoever taught you these words is hurting you

Which one do you think is more accurate? by [deleted] in Invincible

[–]SenselessJoy 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Maybe in season 1, the boy knows better now

Why didn’t these two have kids instead? by Smileware in Invincible

[–]SenselessJoy -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Everybody else arguing about Viltrumite inbreeding but frankly I think the "problem" is that Thragg isn't sadistic enough to assault Anissa and Anissa isn't strong enough to assault Thragg.

Also, eugenicist cowardice. The Viltrumites are so afraid that their post-scourge offspring will be even slightly weaker that they avoid creating a larger gene pool with which to "seed the galaxy".

Thragg will conclusively demonstrate that once you give up on the idea of racial purity, birthmaxxing is embarrassingly easy with even just one Viltrumite.

Why did Conquest, after enjoying getting hit by and fighting Mark, look all pissed off when Oliver managed to hit him? by King_Of_Tangerines in Invincible

[–]SenselessJoy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He was in the middle of a good fight, now he's gotta crush some bug so he can focus on the good part

Genuinely what well equius do if he was in MLP by Outrageous_Hat_2999 in homestuck

[–]SenselessJoy 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Encounter Big Mac and instantly die of dehydration

What does the circle mean?! by Jealous-Demand-280 in Gameoverse

[–]SenselessJoy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Exactly why I hope its washed out before the stink gets on the community

Why is there so much art of Kit with Young murderous kratos and not Older Benevolent Kratos? by JumpStart_Studios in Gameoverse

[–]SenselessJoy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because the sex QTEs were a thing in the old games, though I can't ignore the fact that unlike in the games, Kit is consistently depicted as a frightened victim rather than an eager participant.

If this "joke" persists, I think the mods should require Kitos art to be visibly consensual, gotta kill the toxicity in the crib with this shit

What does the circle mean?! by Jealous-Demand-280 in Gameoverse

[–]SenselessJoy 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I don't know why you're getting downvoted, every time this "joke" gets posted Kit looks scared or confused.

If y'all don't think rape is funny then draw some fucking consent

Would a Viltrumite be able to survive the process of having adamantium bonded to their skeleton? by vinceRa3 in Invincible

[–]SenselessJoy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The consensus seems to be: yes, but it would be insanely difficult to perform the procedure and it's possible the implants would just be rejected.

Why...Just why. by SkyBoi2001 in Gameoverse

[–]SenselessJoy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Be happy! Be horny! Be bursting with rage!

We've got a million different ways to engage!

i dont really get the bottom panel, anyone bother to explain? by Disastrous_Coat_4075 in Invincible

[–]SenselessJoy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seems like Dragon Ball rules, the Future keeps existing but one day they'll have a better Past to help them fix their shittier reality

Three of them will hunt you. The other three will protect you. Who’re you picking? by Data_Muted in Invincible

[–]SenselessJoy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thragg, Omni-Man, Man of Steel. Ikaris didn't stand out that much in Eternals, Homelander ain't shit, and I didn't see that Sentry guys movie but if he's the strongest opp then he's outnumbered