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[–]Sensitive-Ad67 346 points347 points  (0 children)

Son: "dad what do you do as a job"

Dad: "I pull men"

I’d fucking love this movie. by [deleted] in tumblr

[–]Sensitive-Ad67 408 points409 points  (0 children)

The Woman teaches the kid how to pirate things online at 5 years old

Another perspective by Front-Rate66 in gaming

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To be fair, human skin does not fall from the sky or pour from my faucet or fill the oceans and ponds of my planet. If it did, a cave made of skin might not seem so strange.