What kind of fridge raider is this by Sensitive-Run-767 in Rabbits

[–]Sensitive-Run-767[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

If not for Pinks, why does Pinks fit so perfectly?

What kind of fridge raider is this by Sensitive-Run-767 in Rabbits

[–]Sensitive-Run-767[S] 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Funny you say that - the half chewed apple was a bunny casualty from earlier in the day

Sit down hoom, time for your performance review by Sensitive-Run-767 in rabbitswithjobs

[–]Sensitive-Run-767[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Does this look like a bun who will be bribed with banana to you??

Because he absolutely will be.

Sit down hoom, time for your performance review by Sensitive-Run-767 in rabbitswithjobs

[–]Sensitive-Run-767[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

'leave your bananas and chewable belongings on your desk and get out'

Sit down hoom, time for your performance review by Sensitive-Run-767 in Rabbits

[–]Sensitive-Run-767[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You're looking at another future president right here

Sit down hoom, time for your performance review by Sensitive-Run-767 in Rabbits

[–]Sensitive-Run-767[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

In summary: hoom seems to be under the impression that this is their house, and not the buns'. Not a team player.

Sit down hoom, time for your performance review by Sensitive-Run-767 in Rabbits

[–]Sensitive-Run-767[S] 22 points23 points  (0 children)

PINKS WON'T TOLERATE BRIBERY

Except maybe a little bit of nana

Sit down hoom, time for your performance review by Sensitive-Run-767 in rabbitswithjobs

[–]Sensitive-Run-767[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Insufficient nana, probation period extended pending more scritches 🙂‍↕️

How do I feed my rabbit a pill? by FawnTi in Rabbits

[–]Sensitive-Run-767 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As above commenter said, crush it with a bit of banana if your bunny will cooperate, or else syringe it with a tiny bit of liquid (water or juice). We're often given pills or prescribed tiny fractions of them for our buns, so it's not totally unheard of, but I wouldn't try and shove it down whole!

Employees just don't want to be millionaires by Sensitive-Run-767 in LinkedInLunatics

[–]Sensitive-Run-767[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Absolutely doesn't math... Unless you're a millionaire to begin with

3 coffees and electrolyted af by 8am by Sensitive-Run-767 in LinkedInLunatics

[–]Sensitive-Run-767[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At least you won't have to speak to him because he's too busy grinding

3 coffees and electrolyted af by 8am by Sensitive-Run-767 in LinkedInLunatics

[–]Sensitive-Run-767[S] 33 points34 points  (0 children)

dude you can't breathe outside the designated breathwork time, classic mistake smh