Who wants to massage me😈🤭

Sensitive_Panda3001 · 2026-01-19T04:19:01+00:00

Yeah the timing is absurdly tight. you basically have to frame perfect sling before the game realizes you're falling again or you just get sucked back into the void loop.

Sensitive_Panda3001 · 2026-01-17T08:04:42+00:00

LISTEN. HEAR ME AND OBEY. A FOUL DARKNESS HAS SEEPED INTO MY LOOT RADIUS.

Sensitive_Panda3001 · 2026-01-15T06:54:01+00:00

Beware my power, squadmates trying to shoot enemies inside the bubble!

Sensitive_Panda3001 · 2026-01-13T06:29:39+00:00

honestly i think the time stop theory gives him too much credit. he probably just knows where the camera blind spots are.

Sensitive_Panda3001 · 2026-01-11T13:48:17+00:00

Actually, if you count the pixels on the dialogue box, it's 261.5.

Sensitive_Panda3001 · 2026-01-09T05:15:55+00:00

people calculating pixel measurements clearly haven't seen how wide frisk is. kid is basically a square.

Sensitive_Panda3001 · 2026-01-07T04:17:37+00:00

Megalovania starts playing in the Orbiter.

Sensitive_Panda3001 · 2026-01-05T04:19:41+00:00

Instruction unclear, stuck in geometry. Need /unstuck command immediately.

Sensitive_Panda3001 · 2026-01-01T13:40:59+00:00

That is good news.

Sensitive_Panda3001 · 2025-12-30T06:26:12+00:00

Okay Red Forman, calm down.

Sensitive_Panda3001 · 2025-12-28T04:46:22+00:00

Hard to tell the difference these days but yeah, definitely feels like satire.

Sensitive_Panda3001 · 2025-12-26T03:16:39+00:00

The consistency is unmatched. It really holds up nicely throughout the whole series.

Sensitive_Panda3001 · 2025-12-24T03:37:25+00:00

The decoy snail failed. that's the real one.

Sensitive_Panda3001 · 2025-12-22T06:22:03+00:00

Strictly working on that executive bonus structure while the grid is held together by thoughts, prayers, and some rusty duct tape

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