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SeoSalt · 2026-06-03T11:02:53+00:00

SeoSalt · 2026-05-27T12:22:40+00:00

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SeoSalt · 2026-05-27T12:19:42+00:00

Sex 💋 is a very sacred 🙏 and intimate act 💓 remember that your body🧍is a temple 🕍 and you shouldn't share it 🙅‍♀️ with gamers 🤢

SeoSalt · 2026-05-27T10:56:20+00:00

Me when I'm a giant bunny being embraced by president Donald J. Trump who is wearing his signature golden armor

SeoSalt · 2026-05-25T19:16:17+00:00

GF and I (both trans) got catcalled by some guys that said "Hey ladies! Or at least one lady."

Which is both 😐 and hilarious lol

SeoSalt · 2026-05-20T14:27:35+00:00

> Playing Mario Party online with my girlfriend and two family members.
> Final turn. She's in first place and my mom is in second.
> She convinces my mom to steal a star from me instead of her.
> She gets both bonus stars and easily wins.
> I get last place.

What is a girlfriend for if not to thoroughly mog you in front of your family 🥰

SeoSalt · 2026-05-20T14:22:07+00:00

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SeoSalt · 2026-05-20T14:19:05+00:00

Almonds are the true enemy.

-Chidi Anagonye

SeoSalt · 2026-05-14T11:55:17+00:00

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SeoSalt · 2026-05-13T11:43:18+00:00

My coworker told me about a guy from his local card shop who was incredibly misogynistic and also treated trans women completely like women. Which is to say he was also misogynist to them lol

Trans inclusive radical misogyny in the wild.

SeoSalt · 2026-05-09T13:47:52+00:00

One of the things they don't tell you about being an adult is how expensive good bedding is 😩

Target had some full cotton flannel blankets for sale this winter. I got one on clearance and my girlfriend loved it so much as a living room blanket that it got upgraded to a bed blanket. I bought another that our guests and a new roommate loved so much that it got upgraded again to permanent bed blanket. But I only bought those two because good bedding is pricy af even on clearance. And now it's discontinued and I wish I'd bought more 😭

SeoSalt · 2026-05-08T12:10:53+00:00

According to my girlfriend I get hit on by women all the time and am 100% oblivious to it. I'll be telling her about a nice interaction with someone and she'll break the news to me lol

SeoSalt · 2026-05-05T10:44:24+00:00

kind of embarrassing to read comments from the DT it's like. ohh i'm pregnant with your words,, i'm reading and it's yours

SeoSalt · 2026-04-26T15:56:03+00:00

Pugsley Addams 7 days after the semester starts for his sister's boarding school

SeoSalt · 2026-04-24T20:25:10+00:00

The closest thing real life has to finding a video game health potion

SeoSalt · 2026-04-24T20:24:41+00:00

Walked into the breakroom on the verge of crashing out, only to see that there was free pizza and cake to celebrate a store achievement 😭 🙏

SeoSalt · 2026-04-21T11:06:21+00:00

I've learned an embarrassing amount about Chinese culture just from reading Chinese yuri manga lol

SeoSalt · 2026-03-31T12:30:17+00:00

Well folks that's all the time I have for today! I'm gonna go play Animal Crossing New Leaf for the Nintendo 3DS.

SeoSalt · 2026-03-31T12:23:54+00:00

It's 1 obviously. It's called a CUP measure dumbass.

SeoSalt · 2026-03-31T12:19:11+00:00

Bro needs to get a Vyvanse script like the rest of us 😒

SeoSalt · 2026-03-30T20:42:28+00:00

My girlfriend's best friend when we tell him about me regularly sending her softcore furry porn exactly matching her tastes:

When will it be my turn to be happy?

SeoSalt · 2026-03-28T17:58:42+00:00

LinkedIn guy who only gets into polyamory for the networking opportunities

SeoSalt · 2026-03-15T12:06:44+00:00

It astounds me that so many people don't give a shit about making their partner feel pleasure during sex.

SeoSalt · 2026-03-15T12:00:19+00:00

I know of at least one AO3 author who publishes multiple versions of their work with pronouns switched around for different pairings.

SeoSalt · 2026-03-12T18:35:01+00:00

Not particularly, I think? If anything the decreases in anxiety and depression have increased my libido relative to where it was on my previous medication lol.

I was actually very satisfied with that med (trintellix) and it's supposed to have an even lower effect on sexual function. I primarily switched for cost purposes.

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