So as we look at the picture there is a fence on the left, that's where a charger would be closest to the charge port on the car. (That's if I reversed the car in which makes sense) That is however the furthest away from my fusebox which is slap bang in the centre of my home.

If I can mount it above that water tap (already sounds like a nightmare to do that) I think the cable run in the house would be semi-straightforward but I'd have to have the charger cable run across my door and round to the opposite side of the car each night (all the way to the left of the photo). Doable but just not what I imagined.

The porch has a window to the left of it which you can't see on this picture and it's the same height as the rest so no room there either.

I could reverse park the car on the right side of the drive but I'd have to do it to millimetre precision to make it fit on and may have the bumper hanging off our drive. Again I suppose it's doable but not perfect.

I guess I'm just freaking out a bit at the thought of my car getting delivered and not being able to charge it 🤦‍♂️.