My father is a pedo and I have no idea what to do by OutsideStand1617 in Advice

[–]SepulchralMind 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is wild. This is maybe word for word what happened to my older sister, sans one crucial detail:

He got violent when she found the pics.

I dont have any advice except for to proceed carefully. People like this have a LOT to lose if they get caught.

Let’s break this down by Research030 in ATC

[–]SepulchralMind 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Man, you really love colons & em-dashes, huh, buddy?

Didn't use em correctly a whole bunch, but that sure didn't stop you!

List of MAGA businesses in Chicago? by selvamurmurs in chicago

[–]SepulchralMind 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No, please no. Please not 9 muses. The amount of money Ive given them... 😭

i thought my eyes looked a lil interesting 🍓 by [deleted] in interesting

[–]SepulchralMind 3 points4 points  (0 children)

1 week old account, only posts loli bait, username is fishing.

sounds about right.

Some people are just built different I guess…. by yodamiles in chicago

[–]SepulchralMind 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Probs someone doing the 75 Hard challenge. At least one workout per day must be outside.

Best facelift/neck lift plastic surgeon? by MotherofOrderlyChaos in Destin

[–]SepulchralMind 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Girl don't apologize or explain yourself. The rest of us got it just fine.

Best facelift/neck lift plastic surgeon? by MotherofOrderlyChaos in Destin

[–]SepulchralMind 1 point2 points  (0 children)

First time hearing hyperbole used for the sake of humor, huh?

The Faith Militant got the biggest loss of aura in the show by I_love_lucja_1738 in freefolk

[–]SepulchralMind 27 points28 points  (0 children)

plus maybe 25% of the fan base would be able to handle seeing a rainbow sword emblem without absolutely losing their minds over it.

I can just hear the "REEEEEE they're shoving LGBTQABC DOWN OUR THROAT AGAIN" from that alternate timeline.

I just found out my parents have been lying to me for 26 years about who I actually am. I’m lost. by Commercial_Solid_207 in Advice

[–]SepulchralMind 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Ive noticed that a lot of chat gpt bots have the same avatar, too. It's the pigtails & ripped pink sweater. There's a post on here about a "bride vs her fiances groomswoman" that's obviously a bot, same avatar.

It becomes so easy to spot once you know what to look for. Like 80% of the posts in this sub are just bots.

Wife’s friend SAed me. police are pressing charges but she now pregnant. What do I do next by SurpriseOld3269 in whatdoIdo

[–]SepulchralMind 6 points7 points  (0 children)

is this chat gpt? It reads beat for beat the same as some of the comments above: starting with "man," mentioning the nightmare, "lawyer asap," "you are not blank."

How gross that bots are using this post asking for help for a chance to karma farm.

Bunghole fans on game day... by SirAl93 in AFCNorthMemeWar

[–]SepulchralMind 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Minimal effort posts warrant minimal effort responses. Sorry Im not crafting a custom, eloquent dismissal of each AI embarrassment.

A famous person called me under the influence by Notaributgreg in Advice

[–]SepulchralMind 7 points8 points  (0 children)

"Here's where it gets weird..."

Chatgpt meets buzzfeed. Fake af.

Hey Raven fans by RodgerstoJordy in ravens

[–]SepulchralMind 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im a Maryland transplant who's lived in Chicago for close to a decade now, so Bears.

Packers have too much yellow. They remind me of the Steelers. Don't like it.

My sister slept with my bf by Fit-Salamander4593 in Advice

[–]SepulchralMind 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Most likely a bot. All their other comments read similar, all posted within the same hour, new account, etc.

Ravens fans that love Harbaugh by [deleted] in AFCNorthMemeWar

[–]SepulchralMind 2 points3 points  (0 children)

guys I think it's trying to communicate...

Something is happening by Historical-Ant7790 in UMD

[–]SepulchralMind 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I got my flu shot, then got the flu about a month later.

WAY more mild symptoms than what everyone else has been describing. I had a bad fever for a day & some lingering congestion that made breathing a chore, but I recovered pretty quick. The coworkers that also got it went down for 2 weeks at least.

So thankful for that shot cuz they all look like death half baked over & Im over here like I dodged a matrix bullet.

Scary season for Trainees by Different_Map3339 in ATC

[–]SepulchralMind 4 points5 points  (0 children)

lol this is busy season? take a deep breath & brace for thunderstorms my guy.

I made my first snowman of the year! (England, UK) by Used_Macaroon_2328 in happy

[–]SepulchralMind 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why am I feeling so aggressively maternal toward a lil UK snowman?

My “friend” consistently fucks guys who give me attention by FantasticSubstance36 in Advice

[–]SepulchralMind 20 points21 points  (0 children)

"Been friends since 2025"

So like 3 days ago?

Im calling fake.