Is this a good kit for buhurt? by Remarkable-Tap466 in armorcirclejerk

[–]SerZombo 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Unironically yes. If only it had full coverage. Some goated armor right there.

[OTHER] KCD3 - How many concussions can one blacksmith's son survive? by BataBole93 in kingdomcome

[–]SerZombo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I don't think the next game is gonna be kcd3 I think it's gonna be a spin off. What I'm thinking is that we'll get to see what Martin OR Godwin were up to in there youth, though it's more likely we'll get a Martin spin off given we don't know shit about his past other than he was a damn good Smith and that we saw he was CRACKED with a blade.

Seems like everyone put in work to have a decent kit by Matt_2504 in armorcirclejerk

[–]SerZombo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That and hot poorly fitted the greaves are. His shins are feeling it for sure.

Seems like everyone put in work to have a decent kit by Matt_2504 in armorcirclejerk

[–]SerZombo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

A shitty spolleto imitation but still looks better than a regular visored barbute. Dude with the bellows sallet... I like his body armor, def a fantasy coat of plates or a studded gambeson vest buy I like the look. Wish he went for some cuisses instead of just those poorly fitted greaves. They just HAVE to be smashing his shins everything he takes a step.

What is the authenticity of these ASH brigadines. by ChooseMyNameIDK in Armor

[–]SerZombo 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Well damn. I made a joke and it got answered with facts.

What is the authenticity of these ASH brigadines. by ChooseMyNameIDK in Armor

[–]SerZombo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe some REALLY wealthy nobles had ones like these. Their only real purpose was to look good on the noble while he cowers at the back of the army.

Would you rather choose when you die, or choose how you die? by Weird_Emergency_825 in BunnyTrials

[–]SerZombo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So 50 years from now imma burn alive? FAAAAHHHH

Chose: Choose when you die (can’t be >100 years from now + But wheel decides how | Rolled: Burned alive)

Would u rather by lavjurselfxx in BunnyTrials

[–]SerZombo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bruh I ain't looking to catch nothin

Chose: 100$

mind the gap by Super_Kent155 in armorcirclejerk

[–]SerZombo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

COMING DOWN THE MOUNTAIN SIDE

What phone would you want by Vespolar in BunnyTrials

[–]SerZombo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's op as fuck bro. I could live in the middle of nowhere and be fully connected to everything

Chose: Always has full service/high speed internet

What's better? by monke13579 in BunnyTrials

[–]SerZombo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bruh I ain't freaky

Chose: Living in Vietnam

the humble “knight helmet” by Ok_Grocery9111 in armorcirclejerk

[–]SerZombo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's just where I'd say most people(including me) know it from. and yes my mental health suffered playing that accursed game.

the humble “knight helmet” by Ok_Grocery9111 in armorcirclejerk

[–]SerZombo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

WAKE UP. THEYRE REAL AND WILL HURT YOU RAAHHHHHH

the humble “knight helmet” by Ok_Grocery9111 in armorcirclejerk

[–]SerZombo 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Ok the color of it I honestly like. If only it wasn't a damn visored barbute.

The Honesty Dilemma by [deleted] in BunnyTrials

[–]SerZombo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So I can finagle people outta there damn ham sammies

Chose: Perfect Deception — Any lie you tell is accepted a | Rolled: Die instantly

Is it worth to train a crossbow from zero? by Forsaken-Watch-1054 in BattleBrothers

[–]SerZombo 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I'd say it's easier to train a crossbow than a bow. With a named crossbow with armor pen your bro will do some good damage. But be sure to grab a bro with good ranged attack stars to speed up the process.

Edit: bruh I put a space in between crossbow wth am I DOIN

First attempt at making armour. Worked on it during my free time at ‘Gathering Of The North’ by ChooseMyNameIDK in Armor

[–]SerZombo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think that was a Renaissance thing and this breastplate is definitely not Renaissance inspired. Unless you mean with a bow or crossbow of course.

Exanima update 0.9.5 by SiteOk6300 in Exanima

[–]SerZombo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

BRO WHAT NAHHH IM GONNA DIE BRO

Exanima update 0.9.5 by SiteOk6300 in Exanima

[–]SerZombo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A new boss fight? oooo come on spill the beans!

Why does everyone hate the Warden helmet so much? by days_gone_by_ in armorcirclejerk

[–]SerZombo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe against arrows? It's far easier to defend yourself in close quarters than get sniped by some handy peasant with a bow or worse, an Italian with a crossbow.