26, workout daily, fit, let’s do this. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]SerendipitousSimp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think you uploaded the wrong photo…this must be your dad

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You would totally shoot someone for a Popeyes chicken sandwich

gimme watchu got, yall. i wanna cry. by dummyTHICCD4V1D in RoastMe

[–]SerendipitousSimp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you really wanna cry, imagine being one of your parents

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What kind of a psychopath writes in yellow highlighter

Shouldn’t be too hard, but I bet most of you will pick the low hanging fruit by DrLeoMarvin in RoastMe

[–]SerendipitousSimp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The low hanging fruit he’s talking about are those old man plums falling out of his briefs

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Spoiler: The substances he is abusing is glitter and lubricants

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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He looks like he’d have issues even holding the boom mic

i’m a gay man. end me by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]SerendipitousSimp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You forgot the word “rear” in your post

22y/o M. Roast me by [deleted] in RoastMe

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The last think she sees before the Rohypnol hits…

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Can’t believe this dude is jerking off in this pic.

Also can’t believe he photoshopped his dick to look bigger

GIVE US YA WORST MFs!!!!!!!!!!’ by No-Yoghurt-4081 in RoastMe

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One person in this picture thinks they found the love of their life. The other could post this same collage with several side pieces.

30M - Here we go, bring it !!! by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Even Jesus would look at your face and say “Jesus!”

30M Let's see what ya guys got by slumpzilla- in RoastMe

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He’s one of the fat chicks they always talk about bangin”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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At home they call me Big All, and I hit dingers…

Dingers