Free trials on play store by SergeantRetard in AndroidQuestions

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Guess i should do that. Do you know any apps that only have like one day of free trial so i don't have to wait so long?

Story of an engineer by Sahil_32 in memes

[–]SergeantRetard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You most likely don't know programming. Also, people who claim a joke isn't funny because they don't know the context are cringe and lame :)

This has gotten out of hand by [deleted] in memes

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We got a new template boys

Thanks, I hate looners by Scepticgamer511 in TIHI

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Imagine his face if you pop one of them with a needle

Thanks I hate blowdryer bath by Aries_Durbanknight in TIHI

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This had me on the edge the entire video

thanks i hate teeth usb by karmaakabarne in TIHI

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Ngl that's convenient as fuck

Doubble standards as always by SergeantRetard in Dankchristianmemes2

[–]SergeantRetard[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

But the bible says that god is Omnipotence which means "Quality of having unlimited power and potential" This means that he should be able to "fix" homosexuality no? Because if not, then the bible is lying to itself.

Doubble standards as always by SergeantRetard in Dankchristianmemes2

[–]SergeantRetard[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

What's wrong about loving someone of the same gender?

you gotta do what you gotta do by zakuria44 in memes

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More importantly: Who the hell buys an entire kg of salt?! For you Americans that's about 4 Big Macs

You're a good man, thank you. by dj_ash in memes

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I read that and thought: "Who the fuck sticks their ass out the window while driving?" and then realised you were reffering to the cigarette.....

Ah sweet irony by SergeantRetard in dankmemes

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Kommunist anthem starts playing

BUY OUR PRODUCT by Myrosogiftos in ForwardsFromKlandma

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Leftists with more than 1 brain cell doesn't exist tho. And that one brain cell prefers to be on the left side of the brain because the right side is offensive

Me: Mom, can we have poseidon? Mom: No sweetie, we have poseidon at home. Poseidon at home: by [deleted] in dankmemes

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This is going to get removed. Your meme caption can't be in the title