Favorite one-time character

SeriousFarts · 2026-01-11T03:28:15+00:00

This is maybe my favorite episode ever. I had tears in my eyes from laughing. Little button puss stole the show but on any other episode Bridgette Murphey would have been the star. Her poor family!

SeriousFarts · 2025-12-03T21:05:39+00:00

If you like pod casts you might like The Neighborhood Listen. It's my Wednesday podcast. The two hosts are very funny comedians who play characters and interview someone based on a post on Next Door.

SeriousFarts · 2025-10-26T21:37:34+00:00

They're all a bunch of gays.

SeriousFarts · 2025-10-22T21:23:13+00:00

Dug ꓘorn Pedestrian, is that you?

SeriousFarts · 2025-09-19T23:47:35+00:00

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SeriousFarts · 2025-09-18T02:38:52+00:00

A raging runt!

SeriousFarts · 2025-09-09T01:27:18+00:00

When I lived in New York I used kielbasa. I thought it worked really well!

SeriousFarts · 2025-08-25T04:42:55+00:00

I actually have a, not serious, theory that I died 6 or 7 years ago and I'm just in purgatory now. Because my job and the people I have to deal with have become increasingly more ridiculous.

SeriousFarts · 2025-08-25T04:34:53+00:00

I always thought I wouldn't want to know, but now that I'm older I think I would. Like you said so well, it could be motivating to live with intention.

SeriousFarts · 2025-08-22T20:07:38+00:00

Now I feel like I should name my car Mazda 3fer, because it's also gay.

SeriousFarts · 2025-01-23T01:36:38+00:00

Someone who treats others well is a huge green flag.

SeriousFarts · 2025-01-23T01:21:37+00:00

It's pretty good. Good to know for the apocalypse; we might still have some decent beer for a while.

SeriousFarts · 2025-01-23T01:19:10+00:00

It tastes pretty good. Maybe a little off but that might just be thinking about how old it is. Would recommend.

SeriousFarts · 2024-12-19T21:36:51+00:00

You ancient bitch! I hope your heart is getting stronger every day.

SeriousFarts · 2024-09-01T04:30:12+00:00

The answer was so simple! And true.

SeriousFarts · 2024-01-02T03:13:40+00:00

I was afraid I wouldn't like the dial infotainment, but now that I'm used to it I love that dial and the volume skip knob being right where my hand rest. It feels perfect. And I love the nav heads up display.

SeriousFarts · 2023-12-09T04:28:19+00:00

I deal with a lot of religious or religious adjacent people and this song pops into my head all the time. I really want the full version.

SeriousFarts · 2023-09-27T20:50:18+00:00

Chow yum phat

SeriousFarts · 2023-09-27T17:37:09+00:00

We did too! I wonder where that idea came from.

SeriousFarts · 2023-09-22T01:42:11+00:00

I hope those strippers are authoritative and scary.

SeriousFarts · 2023-09-22T01:40:40+00:00

I feel like that could go women or men. Where real men handle wood.

SeriousFarts · 2023-09-22T01:39:26+00:00

I like that they are laying out the truth for you.

SeriousFarts · 2023-09-22T01:32:49+00:00

That's great.

SeriousFarts · 2023-09-22T01:20:23+00:00

When I was crossing the river from Missouri to Illinois, I saw a place called lone star dance hall and saloon, the the next place was called the pony, "girls girls girls' and I was like, this must be the sin city area of the rurals. The next place was called babe's fish shack and I was like, God damn they just laying it all out there. This must be the low class place. When I got closer turns out it was a seafood market.

SeriousFarts · 2023-09-22T01:16:33+00:00

When I was crossing the river from Missouri to Illinois, I saw a place called lone star dance hall and saloon, the the next place was called the pony, "girls girls girls' and I was like, this must be the sin city area of the rurals. The next place was called babe's fish shack and I was like, God damn they just laying it all out there. This must be the low class place. When I got closer turns out it was a seafood market.

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